1. Do you believe safety belts save lives?  I believe that they help hold you back from flying through the windshield,  so yes,  they do save lives in the presence of a crash.

2. How long before you get your own apartment?  Well actually,  it has been discussed within the recent months.  Just in the saving process for now.  Any donations welcome!

3. Which friends of yours would you most want to set me up with?  Debbie.  She’s a real nice girl from my school.  I could see it.

4. Why do you like Mary-Kate better than Ashley?  Mary-Kate seems much more laid back,  more fun.  The partier.  Ashley is extremely focused on work.  Plus,  Mary-Kate is the cute one.

5. What do you think of when I say “multiple wounds?”  World War II.

6. How many days a week do you wake up and dread getting out of bed?  Once every 4 months.

7. Do you have a really bad neighbor?  There are actually too many stories to name,  but I will say that the cops frequent my neighborhood.  Anything from drug deals to domestic assaults,  we’ve had it all.

8. When is the last time you panned for gold?  The first year Mall of America was open they had a “Pan for Gold”  area set up in Camp Snoopy.  The last time I panned would be then.

9. What movie was the biggest disappointment of all-time?  The Life Aquatic With Steve Zissou.

10. What is one reason you want to become an actress?  Boom mics.

11. Do you want to try your hand at selling cars?  I believe I would be able to manage at selling a real lemon by making it look really good.  I would have to have a “No Money Back Guarantee”  so I wouldn’t be to blame when it fell apart.

12. Do you like to fill up with gas?  I do like that aroma.

13. What are you normally doing at 11:34pm?  Watching TV with Vincent.

14. Do you prefer to shower at morning or night?  Morning.

15. Has anyone ever walked in on you naked?  I hope not.  That costs money.

16. Is there a particular word you don’t like?  Two of them in fact.  “Entrepreneur”  and “Apprentice.”

17. Do you like Koko the monkey?  I do not know who that is.

18. Do you like to give high fives?  Yes I do.  I sometimes even go for the “down low,  too slow.”

19. Have you ever been the only one to not get your food at a restaurant?  Not that I recall.

20. What is the lowest form of communication?  If I understand the question correctly,  I would say body language.  Such as a punch in the gut.

21. What is the thing you miss most about Ron Hubner?  Him asking me about my non existing singing career.

22. Is Jerry Seinfeld funnier than Jason?  No one compares to The Almighty Jason.

23. What candy bar has the most annoying name?  “Whatchamacallit”  and “Toblerone.”

24. Do you watch American Idol?  I saw the last episode of Season 1 and Season 2.  This season I have managed to watch every episode.  If I have to miss one,  my mommy will tape it for me.

25. What is the greatest all-time clown?  Carrot Top.  If he doesn’t count,  then Bozo.

26. What is your favorite day of the year?  October 31^st.

27. Is there a decision that you can say has changed your life?  Yes,  deciding to date Vincent.

28. What is your earliest memory of Patrick?  He was a team lead my first year as a game op.  He was working next to me in 504 and when I was trying to call people in to play our games he started calling me “Carney Kayla.”  I didn’t know what that meant and he told that to my brother,  who was then a Games Mechanic,  and they both just laughed.  They said if I watched “The Simpsons”  I would know.

29. Has your mom ever wanted to meet my parents?  Yes,  I believe she does.  And I quote “His mom would be such a riot!”

30. Have you ever been bitten by a bug and had it swell up?  Yes,  in the summer of 2004,  I was walking from 571 down toward 562 and I got stung by a bee for the first time.  In the amount of time it took me to get 10 paces to my left to First Aid,  it had already swollen up.

31. What is your favorite hotel?  Hilton.  Thanks,  Paris.

32. What US state capitol do you most want to live in?  Nashville.

33. Can you diagram this sentence?  I don’t think I’m allowed to.

34. Would you rather have a palm tree or cactus in your backyard?  A cactus may look nice.

35. Who is your favorite Seinfeld character?  I have only seen one episode of the show.  I believe it was the one where the gang was stuck in a car in an underground parking lot and the tall guy came to the rescue.  Since then,  I have been partial to him.

36. Who is someone you want to make amends with?  No one comes to mind.

37. Does your family celebrate Easter?  Yes.  The Easter Bunny still comes every year.

38. Name all of your boyfriends ever.  Anyone before Vincent doesn’t matter.  And I only really dated before then,  no serious bfs.

39. Do you wish you could join the Facebook craze?  I will not conform.

40. What is a password you used to use for e-mail but don’t anymore?  12345.

41. Do you prefer trains or planes?  Planes do it for me.

42. Would you rather be in another Mary-Kate and Ashley movie or a Bon Jovi music video?  The chances of another Mary-Kate and Ashley video are very slim.  I would take my chances on a Bon Jovi music video.

43. What would be a great name for a movie that would attract you to see it based on the name alone?  “Trapped.”

44. Do you have a good memory involving you and peanuts?  Packaging Peanuts,  yes.  I ordered something online a few years back and when my package came,  I opened it,  and much to my surprise only the packaging peanuts arrived.  Where was the thing I bought?  Apparently someone had stolen it.  I eventually got a replacement one,  thank God.  Always get insurance!

45. Who would you least like to ride a two-seated bicycle with?  That Jarrod guy from the Subway commercials.

46. Did you know I have been to BWW twice hoping you’d be waitressing and you weren’t?  Oh,  sorry G-Lanz.  I didn’t know.

47. Have you ever played a naughty game like strip poker?  The naughtiest game I played was the one you play at Church Camp where you put an orange under your neck and pass it around in a circle without using your hands.  Lame?  I know.

48. Do you think anyone else could have played the role of Mr. Belding?  I don’t think SBTB would have been lucky if they followed in “Full House’s”  footsteps and recast the main character after the pilot episode was filmed.  They got it right the first time.  Dennis Haskins,  way to go!

49. Have you ever eaten snow?  Every time there is a fresh snowfall.  Yum.

50. Has The Simpsons lost its edge?  I just found out that they signed up for Seasons 18 and 19!  I think it is a funny show,  but there is a rare chance I will sit down to watch an episode.  I used to all of the time,  what does that tell you?

51. Do you trust yourself using power tools?  Jackhammer?  No.  Dremel?  Yes.

52. When did you first start wearing perfume?  Summer of 2002.

53. Would you rather meet Elizabeth Berkley or Lark Voorhies?  Lark,  please.

54. If I kicked you, what would be your initial reaction?  To hold whatever body part you kicked and fall to the ground in pain.  I’d probably cry.

55. Has your back ever hurt really bad?  Yes,  in 4^th grade.  It was cool to play gymnastics with the girls on the playground and our favorite trick was to hang upside down from a pull up type bar and swing a few times then let go with our legs and land on our feet.  Well,  in an unsuccessful attempt made by me,  I swung my legs a bit too far and fell and landed on my back and got the wind knocked out of me.  This is the part where I went crying to the Nurse’s Office because my back hurt so bad.

56. When did you last feel really alive?  Three days ago.

57. How often do you get a hangover?  Once every two months.

58. How did you come up with the nickname Jimz LaPlant for Jeff?  On Jimmy’s first game op training day,  his brother,  Jason,  introduced him to me as Jimmy.  It kind of stuck with me and then eventually I shortened to Jimz.  It just stuck.

59. Would you ever consider wearing two sweaters every day of the summer if it meant landing a small role in a TV pilot?  Considering the sweat and heat of the summer sun on me in sweaters…  Yes,  yes I would.

60. What is the next flavor Coke should consider?  Sparkling Kiwi Lemonade.

61. What is your favorite Russell Stover chocolate?  The equivalent to Turtle’s.

62. What will be the name of your first kid if it’s a boy?  Albert Clifford.

63. Do you yearn to eat a pumpkin?  No,  not really.

64. How was the Keith Urban concert you attended over a year ago?  Wonderful!  Katrina Elam was his opening act and she did really well.  After that tour she just sort of disappeared.  I don’t know what happened there.

65. Do you like mirrors?  Yes,  yes I do.

66. What is your favorite Brooks & Dunn song?  “Red Dirt Road.”

67. Have you ever shaken a sugar tree?  I don’t believe so.

68. Name your favorite childhood toy.  I asked you the same question!  Mine were those little Fisher Price people that lived on a farm.  That,  or my yellow Pound Puppy.

69. Who will be our next US president?  I don’t know who will be running,  but I think we are nearing the time of a woman president.  I don’t think Hilary will run til the 2112 election.  Then it will be her.

70. Have you ever hit a home run?  I always do…  in Home Run Derby on video game.

71. Do you consider yourself athletic?  I would consider myself about 40 percent athletic.  I need to work out more often,  I just don’t have the time.

72. What was your first drink as a legal 21-year old?  Long Island Ice Tea.  I was served it two minutes early.

73. Do you think it’s wrong to be totally opposed to trying alcohol?  Brian Lemke and I used to be the only two at VF parties that wouldn’t drink.  I don’t think it’s wrong to oppose it,  but I’m sure glad I don’t anymore.  Another round,  please!

74. Do you think it’s wrong to laugh at the elderly, even if they fall down?  If something is funny,  laugh.  I would feel bad of course,  so I would have to hold it in or just be real quiet.  Of course I would try to help them up once the laughter died down.

75. How much money do you typically spend on a trip to the mall?  $35 if I’m going with the intent to spend.

76. What was your sister Steph’s first word?  “Mama.”  But my brother’s was funnier.  His was “Bob.”  It’s funny because they didn’t even know any Bobs at the time.

77. When do you want to get married?  At noon or 1PM on my wedding day.

78. Would you say that your mom’s favorite website is ryanglanzer.com?  Considering that she put it as our homepage,  I would assume so.  She says “Yes,  but I hate that blue link geek in the guestbook!”

79. What game op did you always think would make a good supervisor?  Amy Adelmann.

80. Do you hold grudges?  Not really.

81. What sense would you be most okay with losing?  Smell.

82. Do you like to share?  Toys and food only.

83. What is the best cupcake you ever ate?  In Kindergarten when it was allowed to bring homemade foods on your birthday for the class,  my mom and I made some of the most delicious cupcakes.  After that year the state outlawed bringing in homemade food.  Lame.

84. If you had six fingers on one hand, would you have the sixth removed?  I think it would be wise to keep it intact.

85. Do you like to fit in or be different?  I just do my best at living life for myself.

86. What is your favorite accessory that you own?  The blue ring I got from my Grandma Lyla when my Grandpa passed away.

87. How long did you wear your plastic cable wrap?  The one I turned into a bracelet?  I still wear it and I put it there in the summer of 2001.  So 5 years and counting.

88. What is your favorite fast food place?  Wendy’s.

89. What country has the best food?  China.

90. Canada or Mexico?  Canada.

91. North Dakota or South Dakota?  South is fine.

92. Minneapolis or St. Paul?  Minneapolis.

93. College Years or New Class?  College Years.

94. DJ or Stephanie?  Stephanie in the first three seasons,  DJ in the last.

95. Urkel or Vagisil?  Urkel. 

96. What year from the 90’s do you have the best memories from?  1991.

97. Can you say the alphabet backwards?  Yes.

98. Do you suffer from depression?  No.

99. Do you think it’s right to scratch yourself in public?  If you itch,  itch.

100. Are stop lights the work of the devil?  No,  but meters during rush hour are.

101. Do you get headaches often?  If you call once every three months often.

102. Will Kimz and Brad ever date?  I guess I don’t know what’s holding them back from their first date.

103. What is a good story involving you and syrup?  In 5^th grade Crissy and I would play “Chefs”  and would try to come up with new menu options.  For where?  I don’t know.  But we came up with “Syrup Marshmallows.”  A few of those giant marshmallows on a plate served with a side of syrup for dipping.

104. What was the best part of your hotel birthday party in 2004?  Getting my “Down with the Jugglers”  Tshirt from Katie Carpenter.

105. Have you ever made out with someone younger than you?  Made out with?  No.  Kissed?  Unfortunately yes.

106. Did you ever see Vincent at Eden Prairie High when you were students there?  No,  but I did know where Patrick Lynch hung out in between classes.  I would have to walk by him and his friends to get to one of my classes,  but it wasn’t until a few years later that I found out Vincent was one of those guys.

107. What is your favorite NBA team?  The Timberwolves.

108. How far will the Twins go in 2006?  They will be second or third in their league.

109. Do you give good hugs?  I like to think so.

110. Have you ever broken a bone?  Yes,  two of them.  I broke my foot in 6^th grade after accidentally kicking Mary’s pool table dancing to “Rollercoaster,  Of Love,”  then I broke my finger in 7^th grade when I was trying to catch the pumpkin I was dropping before it hit the ground.

111. What is your earliest memory of Valleyfair?  In 5^th grade I took Allison with my Church group to Valleyfair and she and I thought it would be cool to wear matching outfits.  White Tshirts with an ironed on butterfly and jean shorts.

112. Did you ever think you’d audition for the part of Chris Ahrendt?  I don’t think it would be something I could even imagine.

113. Have you ever climbed a mountain?  No,  but I saw some real ones during my 2005 Spring Break in Canada.

114. Do you like to suck your thumb?  Never have,  never will.

115. Are ventriloquists talented?  Anyone who can make a doll talk without moving their lips is definitely talented.  Props to them.

116. Do you know who won the 1993 World Series?  The Toronto Blue Jays.  Okay,  I looked it up.

117. What cable TV channel do you watch most often?  Nickelodeon for Nick at Nite and Court TV.

118. Is Saved by the Bell still on TV?  Yes,  I believe around 7AM on the WB.  I saw it about two weeks ago when I was getting ready for my early shift at work.

119. Knowing that you would get a speeding ticket and run out of gas, would you still have made the drive to Madison to meet Dennis Haskins in 2004?  Oh of course.  After having Mr. Belding physically pick me up,  I don’t think anything could get me down.

120. Is Jason a good role model for today’s youth?  I can see him being good with kids,  but as a role model,  he’d have to keep a few little secrets.

121. What is the funniest t-shirt you’ve seen?  The “Lookin Good”  one in your store.

122. Have you ever had money stolen from you?  If you count the fact that my sister doesn’t ever pay me back after she borrows money from me.

123. What is one Twin Cities suburb you’ve never visited?  Ham Lake.

124. Is there a bad part of Eden Prairie I should stay away from?  All of Eden Prairie is pretty ghetto.

125. Muffins or bagels?  Bagels with a crap load of cream cheese.

126. Perkins or White Castle?  Oooh,  a toss up.  White Castle.

127. Where do you think the lockers from “Saved by the Bell” are today?  A good majority of them should be in The Smithsonian,  but I entered a contest when the show ended and won 1.  Right now it is collecting dust in my basement.

128. Who is most likely still alive—Elvis, Tupac, or President Taft?  Tupac.  It’s all a publicity stunt.

129. The next four are the same—what is your favorite song by Brooks & Dunn?  You already asked me this,  so I will change my answer.  “Brand New Man.” 

130. Bon Jovi?  “Livin on a Prayer.”

131. Sara Evans?  “I Could Not Ask For More.” 

132. Kelly Clarkson?  “It Takes Two”  sung with Justin Guarini.

133. Do you think there’s anything worse than child pornographers?  I think every Child Predator is equally disgusting.

134. What is your favorite beer?  Michelob Golden Draft Light.

135. Make up a four-line rhyme about me eating spinach.  Funny,  I asked you to do the same about Nascar.  Spinach is what Glanzer eats / He like to top it off with meats / Then he’ll add a little cake / But that gives him a belly ache.

136. Do the same, but about Vincent serenading you.  I hear Vincent’s gorgeous voice / He serenades me at his choice / It is so nice,  it is so great / That’s when he asks me on a date.

137. If you sold sea shells by the sea shore, where would you go if you had to pee?  Swimming.  I’d just let loose.

138. Does your mom know she has the same name as my mom?  That she does.

139. Would you act differently if your hair was dyed blue?  Yes,  I would join a rock band and start cussing.  Because that’s what they do.

140. Can you estimate how many hairs you have?  194,260.

141. Would you like to wear bling?  If I had mees some uh does Benjamins to buys me some uh dat bling,  I would fo sho.  Yeeah.

142. Is there a chance of a Valleyfair return in the future?  Highly unlikely.

143. What are the chances you’d build a snow fort after the next storm?  75 percent chance of fort building.

144. Do you believe Justin Parks is sexy?  You should ask Kimz Webb.  He is her hubby.

145. Would you ever tell me if you were considering a sex change?  I suppose I would have to.

146. Will you come over to our apartment sometime this summer and plant flowers on our balcony?  Yes I will.  You just have to promise not to take them down.

147. When you were little was it difficult to get you to take a bath?  If I wouldn’t take a bath when asked my Grandma Lyla would have to give me a “Spongie”  in the Kitchen sink.  I couldn’t get out of it.

148. Have you ever been to dicks-garage.com?  Yes,  I honestly have.

149. Do you like Thanksgiving better than Mother’s Day?  Yes,  I get to eat more.

150. What is a funny story about you and blocks?  When I first starting learning how to spell,  I would spell words out of my blocks.  “MOM,”  “CAT,”  and “COM”  are all examples.  What is COM you ask?  It was my version of COMB.  I didn’t believe that there was a silent B and when my mom would try to explain,  I would have a tantrum and cry.

151. If you made a list of all the bad things you’ve done and tried to make up for them, what would be the first three things on the list?  I hold many secrets.

152. Do you know any players from the Houston Rockets?  Yeah,  my cousins old neighbor was on the team.

153. Have you ever scored a point in an organized basketball game?  I don’t think I have ever played an organized game of basketball.

154. Would you date Ken Griffey, Jr. to make Vincent jealous if you two ever were going through tough times?  I would maybe say I was going to,  but the chances of actually doing so would be unlikely.

155. Is there a part of your body that aches regularly?  No,  but I will always take a back rub.

156. Did you ever know Mai Vang from Valleyfair?  Yes I did.  I was once unhappily forced by Justin Springer to give her her first write up because she was 5 minutes late for work.  Big deal.

157. When you debuted at Valleyfair, who was the first Games employee you talked to?  Mitch Croatt and Jay Condon.  They were the opening area supervisors.

158. If you had to name your first born child after a porn star or known felon, which would you choose?  Known felon.

159. What do you think of when I say “lost Dad’s Mustang?”  Mustard.

160. Does it annoy you that stamps keep rising in price?  Yes,  which is why I have resorted to email in the past few years.

161. Do you often swear at work?  Never.

162. Would you like to have another slumber party with Jordan and Jason?  I would love to!  Next time we have to put our pajamas on before telling the ghost stories.  And we would need a campfire to roast some marshmallows.

163. Would you ever drag race your boss down Hwy. 5 through Chanhassen?  The chances of him even wanting to race my speed demon would be low.  Ask Vincent,  my car is a Nascar.

164. Do you often back down from challenges?  I don’t think I ever have any challenges to back down from.

165. Do you ever sit in a chair and have a cloud of fart air whoosh up and then it smells really bad?  Hasn’t happened lately.

166. Do you currently have a nagging cough?  No.

167. Did you notice there was no question number 121?  I looked back and there was too a 121.

168. Do you think I’m a dirty liar?  Now that you lied about 121,  yes.

169. Would you vote for me if I ran for a public office, even if I told you secretly I’d be stealing funds?  Of course.  I would bribe you with a high percentage of what you stole.

170. Can you put tires on a car?  Lego cars,  yes.

171. The next five are the same.  What do you think of when I say “drive thru madness?”  The scene in Moving Violations where the death obsessed boy pushes 15 cars down the hill and they speed past the drive thru window with no one driving them.

172. Carbonated water?  The 50 cent bottles they sell at WalMart.

173. Pink triangle?  The Pink Panther.

174. Murder in the Fifth?  A high class code name for a very good play in basketball.

175. Speedster cranberry?  A bad name for a stripper.

176. Would you risk losing your job to skip out and meet Elizabeth Berkley’s parents?  If her parents would want to take me out to dinner one night and I was scheduled to work,  I would have to dip out of work for it.  Work would have to understand.

177. Do you wear leatards?  Not anymore.  I did back when I was a gymnast.

178. Is there a flag in your room?  Yes,  a small Canadian flag.

179. Do you have any gray hairs?  Haven’t spotted one.

180. Have you ever lost something and it bugged you so bad you cried?  I lost the Powerball lottery not too long ago when it was a 365 million jackpot.  That made me cry.

181. Has a dog ever run away with a valuable possession?  My dogs are a valuable possession.  The little one ran off several years ago after breaking loose from his leash.  We found him a half a mile down the road near the park.

182. Do you wish you had really short boys’ hair?  No,  never.

183. Do hot showers make you feel good?  Of course.

184. Can bananas think?  The only thing they can think of is the fact that they are to be sliced for cereal and banana splits.

185. The next five are the same: Make up a sentence using these words: Listerine, Cooney, and rain poncho.  COONEY had to wear a RAIN PONCHO when they poured LISTERINE on him on the show “Double Dare.”

186. Blue jeans, girls, and TV trays.  I never understood the fad GIRLS had with making hats out of TV TRAYS and BLUE JEANS.

187. Corn, harmful, and Las Vegas.  Do not eat the CORN in LAS VEGAS,  it is extremely HARMFUL.

188. Door, calm, and forty.  The FORTY year old felon was very CALM when the cops knocked on his DOOR.

189. Lard, Wyoming, and Dan Voegele.  DAN VOEGELE had to drive to WYOMING to visit Leah Villa in the hospital after she was force fed a tub of LARD and got sick.

190. Make up a new profane word.  “Blidge.”

191. What VF game made you the happiest in general?  Dimeslide and Saktterball when it was at it’s 514 location.

192. Ron asks you to pick four new songs for Firefly.  What do you choose?  “Lady Marmalade,”  “Twist and Shout,”  “Brown Eyed Girl,”  and “Do You Believe in Magic.” 

193. Do you want to see the Larry the Cable Guy movie?  I’m interested if only it plays at the discount theater.

194. Have you ever got food poisoning?  Yes.  The summer of 2004 I got it from my fruit cup at the Shakopee Perkins and was sick for a week.  Honestly,  I just paid off my last hospital bill from that two months ago.

195. Have you ever caught on fire?  No,  but I once burned a strand of hair to see what it would do.

196. Has a health inspector ever talked to you outside of work?  I don’t think a health inspector has ever talked to me inside of work.

197. Have you ever been in a situation where you yearned to experiment with drugs?  No.

198. Does James Earl Jones turn you on?  I don’t think I know who that is.  He’s an actor,  I know.

199. Napkins or paper towels?  Paper towels.

200. Does your mom know how to tune an engine?  She knows how to drive to the shop to have it tuned.

201. Can a moustache make or break a man?  Is it a sleaze one or a nice looking one?

202. What do you think was happening in Eden Prairie on this date in 1959?  A Sock Hop.

203. Would you like to live in the 50’s?  Yes,  poodle skirts are a fashion statement.

204. Do you like the song “How Sweet It Is to Be Loved by You?”  Sure.

205. Can marmalade be prepared without fruit?  I’m sure there’s a way to make low cal veggie marmalade.  That would be with broccoli,  I guess.

206. Do you ever bite into what you think is a delicious pastry only to find out it’s filled with something gross?  Yes,  the time I guest starred on the TV show “Caught”  and took a pastry off a table at a movie set that had a “Food For Staff Only”  on it.  I bit into it and puked because the frosting was actually made with caulk.

207. Would you ever donate your organs while living?  While living?  No.

208. If you could farm, what would you grow?  Raspberries and Corn.

209. Do you want to make amends with a former classmate?  I don’t have any classmates I need to make amends with.

210. Is it true that Ashley Leaf and Dan Gladden’s daughter are friends?  I don’t think she was ever considered her friend,  although she did have a class with her.  We would say hi to her in passing,  that’s it.  My sister is friends with his younger daughter though.

211. Define ugly.  Webster says “Unsightly and offensive to the sight.”

212. Describe your perfect TV show.  It would be a weekly sitcom that takes place where it left off the week before.  The characters would stay the same,  but the cast would always change.  Each week they would bring in new actors to play the parts of the characters,  even though a different actor played that part the week before.  It would be called “SWAP:  Switching What Actors Played.”

213. What was your first emotion when you drove for the first time?  Sheer bliss.  I wanted to leave the parking lot,  but my mom wanted me to practice some more.  Eventually I did get to drive home that night and I did fantastic.

214. Would you like to experience a midnight showing of Rocky Horror?  If someone else paid for my ticket I may go,  but chances are slim that I would enjoy myself.

215. If you could come up with a theme for theme week on American Idol, what would it be?  “TV Theme Song Week.”

216. If you have kids, will you spank them?  Never.

217. Will you spank them if they destroy your “Saved By the Bell” DVDs?  No way!

218. Would your sister like to date Jeff LaPlant?  If she were single at the time of asking,  I don’t see why she would decline.

219. How fun was your 20^th birthday party at the hotel?  So fun.

220. What is your favorite Becca Throldahl memory?  How she and I hid above 562 counting the monkey prizes for inventory and ended up just sitting up there for a while.  We started confusing guests when we would throw the prizes down at the winners over the top of the game and they couldn’t figure out where they were coming from.

221. What is your favorite Chris Ahrendt story?  I like him in the Chicken in a Biscuit commercial.  It always gets me to laugh.

222. Remember when you tried out for the part of Chris Ahrendt on “912 North Egan?”  Yes,  I got the part too,  didn’t I?

223. Do you like rap?  I like Eminem.  Other than that,  not so much.

224. Ice or mud?  Mud.

225. How much are you enjoying meeting random people from my life, like Jordan, Alese, Walsh, Nicole, and Taylor Clark, to name a few?  I enjoy it highly each time I get to meet someone new.

226. Which of your all-time jobs was most fun?  Valleyfair before the politics got involved.

227. Okay, these next few questions all tie together.  You are the supervisor in the Outer, and you get to pick your Hall of Fame Outer cast.  For each question, choose who your top VF employee that you have ever worked with would be for each, beginning with two team leads.  Amy Adelmann and Jason LaPlant.

228. Waterpark?  Sam Turnwall.

229. MooBall?  Gatis Kandis.

230. Roll-a-Ball?  Daniela Markova.

231. Float Pitch?  Staphany Laursen.

232. Gunball (pick two)?  Katie Carpenter and Thomas Burke.

233. Rising Waters?  Andrea Coyer.

234. Scales?  Megan Witt.

235. Long Range?  Angie Crow.

236. Extra?  Josh Pomplun.

237. What is your favorite song to dance to?  “Livin on a Prayer.”

238. Would you love to crash a random wedding dance some weekend?  Yes,  when are we going?

239. Would you sing “Ode to Life” at karaoke with Brandon Brockway?  I don’t know the song,  but if I was liquored up enough I would.

240. Would you sing the dirty version of “My Neck, My Back” by Khia at karaoke with Nick?  Again,  I don’t know the song.  Another beer please!

241. How many times do you think I have seen your house?  Once?

242. As a girl, who do you think is an attractive female?  Charlize Theron.

243. Do you think cows are bored with their lives or don’t they know the difference?  I think their bored,  slow,  stance is cow speak for “Let’s party!”

244. Would you like to play on an amateur summer softball team?  I do.  I began playing last summer on Vincent’s mom’s team.

245. What upsets you more—too much rain or too little over the course of the month of July?  Too little.

246. Have you ever scored a touchdown playing football?  Only in flag football.

247. Do you go on walks?  Not regularly enough.

248. What is your favorite way to vent frustration?  I don’t usually need to vent,  but maybe by punching a pillow?

249. Would you consider making a routine out of going to church with Nick every week?  Does he want to?  Maybe then.

250. Can hot dogs really be good for you?  Yum,  of course!  Add a little ketchup and bun and you’ve covered three food groups!

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251. What is your best headache remedy?  Rubbing my temples.

252. What are two foods you would never consider combining?  Pickled herring and vanilla yogurt.

253. Have you ever seen the movie Dazed & Confused?  Yes,  about a year ago.

254. If you could choose to grow or shrink, would you alter your height or weight?  No,  I think I look alright as it is.

255. Would you attempt to swim across Lake Minnetonka for a nice fish dinner?  Not a chance.  I’m too lazy.  I would hope I get one anyway,  I’d even wear the wetsuit for it.

256. Do you think you could write a movie script?  Yes I could.  I have a few ideas in mind,  I just need the time to write.

257. What are the odds you’ll someday move out to Hollywood?  Only if it’s for a few months for filming.

258. Can dogs meow?  No,  they bark.

259. How well do you know the alphabet?  Enough to get through the “emm in enn oh pee”  part.

260. Can you still do algebra?  I remember how to do   a = 5 + 5 problems,  but anything more complex like   a = 5n + (17 x 41)na / 1n + 650a/13 (47 x 355n) x (14a + 31n) – 456  is way above and beyond for me.

261. Can you honestly say that any classes you took in high school were worth it at this point?  I learned the most in Mr. Born’s history class in 9^th grade.  I guess that was worth something.

262. Can cacti grow in Minnesota?  Only in July.

263. What town does your Grandma live in up north?  I’ll say Ely,  but it is actually a really small town right outside of there.

264. What was the first sporting event you recall attending?  My mom’s hometown football game.  I was 4 and thought I was one of the cheerleaders,  they even brought me out on the field after the game to cheer for the players.

265. What was the most random funeral you’ve attended?  I drove past Tiny Tim’s several years ago.  Tiny Tim was that ukulele player that had a warble in his voice.

266. Would you accept a well-paying job where you went from farm to farm, naming every barnyard animal, would you do it?  Of course!  I would be an excellent Professional Farm Animal Namer.

267. What would be the name of the first pig you saw?  Oinkers. 

268. Did you ever play the state license plate game on a road trip?  Not quite.  We played the alphabet game on license plates though.

269. When is the last time you were in a state not bordering Minnesota?  Last October when Vincent and I took my Grandma Lyla to her cousin’s Surprise 70^th Birthday in Iowa.  We drove into Illinois just to say we’ve been there.

270. Will you faint when you see God for the first time?  Considering I will already be dead,  no.

271. Why did I have a dream that we danced to the Who’s the Boss theme at a club?  Because you wish we would.  I remember singing that song with you into the microphone at Scales a few years back.  Maybe it’s some sort of reminiscent thing.

272. Ashley Leaf and you go way back.  Details.  Halfway through 5^th grade is when I moved to EP.  I wasn’t allowed to go home after school,  so I had to stay at school and go to the YMCA program until my mom would come pick me up after work.  My first day there one of the counselors introduced me to Ashley and asked her if she would show me around and “be my friend.”  Ashley responded with “No.”  The counselor finally forced her to and the rest is history.  We’ve been inseparable since.

273. Do you remember the TV show China Beach?  I don’t,  but I’m sure it was much better then that “Laguna Beach”  show.

274. What is your earliest memory of Wheel of Fortune?  Watching it with my Grandparents at their home up north.

275. Does it take talent to be on a game show?  If you call guessing briefcases talent,  then yes.

276. Remember when Millionaire first came out, how it was so huge?  I do.  It went downhill after they tried to get more ratings with that chick host on the daytime version.

277. Does the name Ricky Gervais mean anything to you?  Not really.

278. Who would you consider a comic legend?  Carrot Top is genius.  That Stephen Lynch guy is pretty clever too.

279. Richard Pryor or Richard Belding?  Bel the cell.

280. Melinda Gerold or Gerald Ford?  Ford.

281. Tommy Hilfiger or Tommy Burke?  Burke.

282. What is the most difficult board game to understand?  I used to try to play Trivial Pursuit but I was never able to figure it out.

283. Do you take risks?  Like skydiving risks?  I would if I had the chance.  I go out driving everyday,  there’s risk involved there.

284. Do you have a haunting recurring nightmare?  Not anymore.  But when I was 7 or so I had this dream that I was being chased by these two guys and they locked me in the futuristic factory.  I was finally able to hide from them behind some boxes until I accidentally tipped the boxes over and they started to chase me again.  That’s the part where I would wake up,  so I never got to find out if I got away.

285. Have you ever fallen off a horse and lost your memory?  I don’t remember ever doing so.

286. Who was more attractive in their prime—Ed Alonzo, Howie Mandel, or Mr. Tuttle?  Howie Mandel,  I suppose.  He did have some wild hair issues though. 

287. Did you ever watch Bobby’s World?  Yes and for the longest time I thought it was the same show as “Boy Meets World.”

288. Did you ever meet world, like boy?  I once met World,  yes.

289. If you could meet a deceased animal, who would it be?  Mr. Ed. 

290. Are you a closet fan of something?  Yes,  it’s time to admit it.  I like the “Dr Phil”  show.

291. Name three guilty pleasures.  Buffalo Chips with extra cheese,  toast with peanut butter,  and back massages.

292. Name two good kinds of minerals.  Bare Minerals make up and Mineral water.

293. How many Eden Prairie businesses have EP in their names?  At least half.

294. Does Judy Garland know Terry LaPlant shares her hometown of Grand Rapids, MN?  I think she does.  Isn’t she his mom?

295. What kind of oatmeal is best?  Maple and Brown Sugar.

296. Name two gross words.  The one word I will never say is “the other word for donkey”  in reference to someone’s behind.  Yuck.

297. Make up a 4-line rhyme about eating turkey on Sundays with Jason.  Turkey is just so yummy /  Especially in mine and Jason’s tummy /  We meet on Sundays to eat our lunch /  And then we’ll watch “The Brady Bunch.”

298. What is a strange family tradition?  We keep our Christmas tree up until January 13^th.

299. How is your brother’s broken nose doing?  Much better,  the black and blue is minimizing.

300. What would be more painful—shattering your teeth falling on a fire hydrant, or breaking your nose falling on a sprinkler?  Oooh,  shattering your teeth!  Honestly,  mine hurt just thinking about it.

301. What is your favorite WebJunk clip?  Is that the VH1 show?  I like the one where the kid in an obnoxiously huge orange wig goes up and kicks unsuspecting guys right where it counts.  It’s for his computer show called “Kicked in the Nuts.”

302. Is the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame insane?  How did Blondie get in?  It is insane!  How did she get in?

303. What do you think of today’s high school punks with their 70’s throwback hair cuts?  There will only always be one Fonzie.

304. Was there ever a kid in your school reminiscent of Napoleon Dynamite?  Let me go and check my old yearbooks…  Oh Christopher Brodersen for sure!

305. What is the best thing about your birthday?  Boozing.

306. Finish the sentence.  Hold me closer, _______________.  “Ryan Glanzer.”  I never hear Elton John singing “Tiny Dancer”  anymore.

307. Finish the sentence.  Kung Pao chicken makes ______________.  “me hurl.”  (I don’t know why I say that because I like the food.  It was just the first thing that came to mind.)

308. Could you use more Fridays, as in TGI?  Please no.

309. What is your favorite US city name?  Cinncinnatti.

310. US geography or world geography?  US geography.  Everything else is too far away.

311. Would you ever model fur?  Of course.

312. What is something you find morally wrong?  Whatever that’s called when people do sick things to animals.

313. Would you like it if ATMs were absolutely everywhere but there was always a small fee?  I don’t use ATMs,  but I guess it may help the people that do.

314. Can you imagine your life without carpet?  I can’t even think about it.

315. The next five are the same.  When is the first time you… sang in public?  When my brother and I were walking down the halls singing “RESPECT”  at the Mall of America.

316. Found out where babies come from?  When they made us read those books in school.

317. Realized you were destined to act?  When I was 7.

318. Caught yourself watching BET?  Back when my sister was ghetto and forced me to.

319. Found out who Janet Reno was?  I still don’t know who that is.

320. Can you jump high?  On a trampoline,  yes.

321. How do you feel about having to take up smoking for your next film role?  I don’t like it but I guess it is something that I would have to learn eventually anyway.  It’s all a part of the craft.

322. What area of the body would it be funny to have hair grow?  The tip of your nose.

323. Do you know anyone who plays for the Seattle SuperSonics?  My nephew plays for the team.

324. What is the best Hannah-Barbara cartoon?  The Flintstones.

325. Would you rather take a nap or a snooze?  Take a nap.

326. What is one question you would like to ask me that you never have?  Did your parents ever trick you into eating veggies by telling you that “rabbits are not blind because they eat carrots,  so if you don’t want to be blind,  then you have to eat them too”?

327. Would you describe your voice as raspy?  That’s funny you ask.  I’ve heard that numerous times.  So yes,  yes I do.

328. What is your favorite music artist with a food name?  Eminem,  if candy counts.

329. What is something so funny that it’s scary?  When I reminisce of the Arabian themed nightmare I had about some Arabian leader saying to me “You are my son!  You are my son!”  in the Lion King “Mufassa voice”  and then me waking up at that same time and being so scared to death of the ceiling fan because it looked like the Arabian leader.

330. Do you like rubber bands?  Only if they are made into a rubber band ball.

331. What’s more fun—drinking alone or being the only one not drinking in a big group?  Being the only one not drinking.

332. Tell us how you got pneumonia from a casino.  You know those little straws by the free pop machines at Mystic Lake Casino?  Well,  Ashley and I had gambling problems senior year but that came to a halt when we both were sick for two weeks after being diagnosed with pneumonia.  We credit it back to those straws.  I’m telling you,  those things just scream disease.

333. What armed force turns you on the most?  I guess Air Force.

334. Do you like walks on the beach or sunbathing on the sidewalk?  Walks on the beach.

335. Would you like to spy on someone during a date?  I suppose,  but just my luck and I’d get caught by pulling a “Billboard Dad”  move and end up tipping a potted tree over like Mary-Kate and Ashley did.

336. Have you ever used a courier for something?  Only as a font.

337. What is meant by “stark-raving mad?”  So mad that you want to peck someone in the eye like a stark would…  Wait a minute,  I’m thinking Stork.  I guess I really don’t know what stark raving mad means. 

338. Would you like to have another wrestler governor?  I would not object the idea.  I was a big fan of Jesse.

339. Do you think I should suck it up and go get my Minnesota license and plates?  I would suppose so.  I can see you getting some vanity plates somehow advertising for your site.

340. Would you ever steal a computer if you thought you could talk your way out of it if you were caught?  I suppose that would be a good idea.  If I could talk my way out of it and get a free computer out of the deal,  I’m there!

341. What is something you crave at this moment?  Oreos.

342. If my mom agreed to bake you a pan of bars every week and mail them to you, and all you had to do was call her and thank her, would you agree to it?  Heck yes,  I would.  I would call her every day and thank her for some bars.  Yum!  I would even mail her pan back so she could send me some more.

343. If Ron Hubner knew you drove all the way to his house to put up the “Jeff LaPlant for Supervisor” sign in the ditch last year, do you think he’d have been mad?  I think he assumed I was involved anyway.  He was probably more mad at the fact that he had to be the neighbor responsible for taking it back out of the ground.

344. What’s more random—the giant outer daily or the fact that we went with Eric Braam to Kinko’s at 1 am to have it laminated?  The fact that we all guessed it would cost 3 or 4 dollars to laminate,  but it actually cost us 12!

345. Do you ever bid on items on eBay?  Three of four times a year.

346. What is your favorite exact minute of the day?  2:13 AM.

347. Do you like Culver’s?  In the rare chance I actually go there,  yes.

348. The next five questions are alike.  When you go to ___________, what is the first thing you’d order?  Burger King?  BK Big Fish.

349. DQ?  Mint Oreo Blizzard.

350. Timberlodge?  I have never been there,  but I am assuming I would ask for a glass of water.

351. Buffalo Wild Wings?  Buffalo Chips with extra cheese.

352. VF cafeteria?  Three breadsticks with butter.  Can you believe I used to get that meal for 90 cents?

353. I am currently watching the NCAA game between Bradley and Pittsburgh, and the team abbreviations on the screen are “BRAD” and “PITT.”  Do you think that’s a little odd?  I think Brad Pitt’s cronies paid off the association to list the teams in that order to use as publicity for Mr. Pitt.

354. Have you ever violated a substance abuse policy?  No.

355. Do you visit the northern suburbs often?  The most north I get is Minneapolis.

356. Have you ever been so amazed by a movie that you were utterly speechless?  The Passion of the Christ was the first movie I had been to where the people walking out of the theater were not asking their friends if they liked the movie or not.  It was dead silent all the way to the parking lot.

357. Have I accidentally doubled up on a question yet?  I’ve written this on and off over the span of a week, so it wouldn’t surprise me.  Yeah,  you asked me the Brooks and Dunn one twice. 

358. Who will win the 2006 World Series?  The Anaheim Angels.

359. Have I accidentally doubled up on a question yet?  I’ve written this on and off over the span of a week, so it wouldn’t surprise me.  Having a bad case of Deja vu?

360. If a teary-eyed Brad Gausman showed up on your doorstep with a box of chocolates and a big bouquet of flowers, what would your first thought be?  That he went to Kimz Webb’s to surprise her and she socked him the in stomach instead.  He came to me for some consoling.

361. Would you want to know exactly how long you have to live?  No.

362. If you did know how long you were going to live, don’t you think you could change that by doing something stupid?  No.  If some psychic told you the date,  that is the date.  The thing you do stupidly wouldn’t be successful,  so why attempt.

363. If you ever went to prison with no chance of parole, would you want to live in solitary confinement or have a really messy roommate?  Messy roommate.

364. What do you think happens when girls drop the soap in the shower in female prisons?  They squat to pick it up.

365. Do you know who Linwood Boomer is?  No,  I don’t.  I’m assuming he’s some sort of sports figure.

366. How many years does it take to make Tabasco sauce?  3?

367. Dan Schreck has a birthday March 21.  Is there anything you want to say to him?  Happy Birthday.

368. Would you be angrier if someone stole your new iPod out of your car without shattering a window, or if they shattered your window and left the iPod?  If they took my iPOD without breaking a window.

369. Have you ever spread rumors about someone and felt bad, but after time had passed, realized that they once did the same thing to you?  No.

370. Can you imagine life without the sense of smell?  That’s the one sense I said I would be okay with losing.

371. If you had to donate a vital organ right now, what would it be?  My eyes,  but only if they were promised to Stevie Wonder.

372. Do you think someone will ever donate their brain, then take control of a new person’s body after a successful surgery?  I guess that’s how it would work,  huh?

373. What if your favorite smell was poop.  How do you think others would react?  They would think it was gorgeous.

374. How much do you like those cheap Pop-Ice things on a hot summer’s day?  Oh those things are so good.  We have an unlimited amount of those in this household.

375. Have you ever bought someone a gift card to a restaurant as your way of saying you were sorry?  I don’t think I have bought a gift card to a restaurant ever.

376. If you could live in Maryland with Dan Quayle and Kirstie Alley in a huge mansion with butlers, would you?  Only if it was to visit for the weekend.

377. If Larry David asked you to be in an episode of “Curb Your Enthusiasm,” what would your first reaction be?  Pure joy!  I would then have to research the show because I have never seen it before.

378. If former baseball star Stan Javier asks you out and promises you a life of riches, would you believe him?  No,  he sounds like a sleaze.

379. What is your favorite all-time grilling moment?  Well I guess the fact that my computer blew up the other night and we had to buy a new one,  resulting in me having to rewrite all my answers to this interview.

380. Who is your favorite author?  Nicole Richie is the only author of a book I’ve read since “See Spot Run.”

381. Would they still be your favorite author if they sucker-punched you when you walked in your door?  I guess so.  Who can say they have been punched in the face by Nicole Richie only for being a major fan?

382. Who is someone that never misses a beat with their undying humor?  The LaPlant boys have that knack.

383. If you could create a new dollar bill, what would be the dollar amount?  $13.75.  Something obscure.

384. What president’s face would be on the dollar bill?  Mine until we get the first female president.  Then I’d have to give up that dream.

385. If you had to put your friends faces on the $1, $5, $10, and $20 bills, who would they be?  $1 -  Myself.  $5 –  Krista Sullivan.  $10 -  Steve Carlson.  $20 -  Vincent’s sister Jessica.

386. Have you ever seen a picture of Vincent with a mullet?  No,  have you?

387. Did you ever grow flax or sorghum in your back yard?  I don’t think it’s legal to.

388. Would you like my dad to train you how to drive a combine down the road, much as he did with Patrick?  I would love to actually.

389. Have you ever operated a riding lawn mower?  No.

390. Do you prefer asking or answering the 500 questions?  Either is fine.  Answering is easier.

391. Who would you most like to write an interview for?  Your mom.

392. Would you rather answer a deep, personal 500 question interview, or a funny, mindless one?  Funny,  mindless one.

393. Did Ashley Leaf remember much from her wild Saturday night at Brothers?  I quote what she said about it:  “I remember being outside smoking and somehow smacking my head on a brick wall.  Then when I was coming back in,  a bouncer had to help me down the stairs.  I get in an order another Long Island Ice Tea but had to head to the bathroom right away.  Soon after,  Kim comes in and forces me to leave with her because she said I was too sick to drink any more.  She wouldn’t even let me find you to tell you,  or let me finish my drink or give it to you,  so she made me waste 8 dollars on it and left it in the bathroom.  We got to walking toward her car but she ended up driving off in yours.  (Kimz and I have the same car.)  Then I remember having to puke so she pulled over to the side of the highway to let me. When I was done,  that’s where I completely blacked out and remember you waking me up in my driveway and you helping me into my house.”

394. If my brother Alex visited, would you like to come over to the apartment and have a conversation with him and Jason till all hours of the night?  I think that could be arranged.

395. Nick just yelled “Shit!” as he realized he forgot he had dinner on the stove.  Do you think his food is still edible or did he ruin it?  I’m sure it’s edible,  just a bit crunchier than what he hoped it would be.

396. Were you present at the 6^th Annual Jeff LaPlant Thanksgiving in July Soiree?  Yes,  I was there both before and after work. 

397. Have you ever been involved in a scandal?  Yes,  but I’m not allowed to talk about the Watergate.

398. Did you ever get detention?  No,  but I helped get my 7^th grade geography teacher fired.

399. What is something you did at school that you deserved to get detention for but didn’t?  I almost got detention for silly stringing the cafeteria with Ashley and two other girls on April Fool’s Day in 8^th grade,  but the lunch ladies settled for having us clean the lunch room up and being late to class with no pass.

400. Some things are healthy to talk about.  What is something that isn’t?  Magnifying glasses. 

401. Has someone ever taken a joke so far that it became uncomfortable?  I’m sure I’ve been there,  but I can’t recall a specific time.

402. Have you ever noticed that it gets dark at night but it’s light in the day?  Is that how that works?

403. Would anything be different if when the globe was made, they decided what we know as north would be south?  Well I guess then you would be from North Dakota wouldn’t you?

404. Have you ever yelled at an animal and meant it?  Never.

405. Many people want the life of the feline—sleeping all day and liking it.  Would you like it?  Not really.

406. Have I accidentally doubled up on a question yet?  I’ve written this on and off over the span of a week, so it wouldn’t surprise me.  No,  not that I have noticed.

407. Do you like guys with moustaches?  Are they sleazy staches?

408. Does the truth scare you?  No,  the truth is real.  Believe it.

409. What do you think of when I say “color of your voice?”  The Pocahontas movie.

410. Can you imagine going to a Paula Abdul concert now that she is older and a judge?  If she sang her hit songs from the 80s I would definitely be there.

411. The following friends are in an American Idol-type competition: Nick, Jason, Jeff, Patrick, Steve, Vincent, Brad, Ashley, Kimz, Liz, Mai Vang, and Luke Katuin.  Who are the top three finishers?  Kimz,  Vincent,  and Steve.

412. What does the number 3 mean to you?  Father,  Son,  and Holy Ghost.

413. Do you think movies about bombs are exciting?  I guess so.

414. Remember when Neil Patrick Harris roamed Valleyfair?  Yes,  but I never got to meet him.

415. Would you like to have the Games dept. open every year on Christmas day?  Sure,  I just wouldn’t be present.  Get it?  Present?  Oh I’m so funny.

416. On multiple occasions, I attempted to persuade Ron into ordering Games shot glasses for the merch stores.  Would you have been in favor?  I think they would have been a nice addition to the merch shops.

417. What four games would you have liked shot glasses for?  Dimeslide,  Skatterball,  Float Pitch,  and Scales.

418. Do you think it’s wrong to end a sentence with a preposition?  I don’t think I know what that means.

419. What is the funniest spelling for a name you know of?  “Hydee”  aka Heidi.

420. Why is the number 420 associated with marijuana?  Isn’t that Hitler’s birthday or something?  It’s also the cop code for it too,  right?  Or is that just one of those misconceptions?

421. How easy do you think it would be to score some dope in EP?  Every 23^rd random person you asked could hook you up.

422. Would you ever sleep in the same bed as Ron Jeremy, for any reason?  Sick no!  He wouldn’t need me to be there anyway,  now would he?

423. Hotels or motels?  Motels.  Hotels are too expensive.

424. What is the deal with tidal waves?  It’s just the swell or crest of surface ocean water created by the tides.

425. Did man ever really land on the moon?  Spaceships land on the moon.  Man just opens the door and walks out.

426. Will you be interested in watching the new made-for-TV movie about polygamy?  No.

427. Do you know anyone who has read the whole Bible?  Yes,  Grandma Lyla has several times.

428. I used to have a textbook called the RoboHelp Bible.  What class do you think that could have been for?  7^th or 8^th grade Shop Class.

429. If the world was going to end and they were taking a spaceship into outer space with 20 random people to attempt to continue mankind, do you think these people should be chosen based on race, age, gender, or looks?  Gender I would assume.

430. How mad are you that I am going to skip question 431?  Slightly angered.

432. Would it make you feel better if there were two question 432’s?  Yes,  I suppose it would.

432. The next ten are the same.  I give you three letters and you think of an organization that these letters could stand for.  NAB?  National Association of Ballers.

433. CLH?  Christians Loving to Help.

434. RTD?  Retired Table Dancers.

435. MMP?  Money Making Pimps.

436. EWV?  Eastern West Virginia.

437. SLK?  Superficial Ladies of the Knights.

438. BLB?  Businesses Lead by Businesses.

439. IHN?  the Independent yet unsolicited Housing unit for Neglected employees working at an unsuccessful business empowerment lead by translucent employers in the presence of malfunction.

440. GCR?  Grand Central Railroad.

441. KLF?  The Kayla Laursen Foundation.

442. Is your IQ higher or lower than the world’s smartest person in the year 281?  Oh,  definitely higher.

443. Knowing what you know today, is there anything you would have done differently yesterday?  Yes,  washed my jeans.

444. Do you wish you had a website like ryanglanzer.com?  Yes,  but I don’t have the drive to make one as complex.

445. What one quality of Jason’s are you most jealous of?  His quick wittedness.

446. Do you want to babysit Jordan’s kids, Peyton and Emerson?  I would love to!

447. Who would win a street fight between these two gangs—Jason, me, and your sister; or Jeff, Patrick, and Kimz Webb?  Jason,  Glanzer,  and Steph’s.

448. Tell us how the name Bobs Pflu came to be.  After creating all the buzz over Jimmy’s name,  I decided I would be able to shorten Bobby’s as well.  About 9 seconds later I came up with Bobs Flu.  It worked.

449. Do you keep in touch with Bobs Pflu?  The last time I saw him was last summer when I visited VF.  Apparently he’s engaged.

450. What is your worst job ever of keeping a secret?  I’m actually pretty good with keeping them.

451. Do you want to open your Christmas presents before Christmas?  No,  that wouldn’t be as fun now would it?

452. If I was so far in advance with putting up my Christmas decorations that I was already setting up for Christmas 2007, would you find it amusing or disturbing?  Amusing.  I would like to help.

453. If you could have your own university, what would you call it?  Trippendale University.

454. What would be the college’s specialty major?  Journalism.

455. Who would be the Dean of Academic Affairs?  Are you asking for the job?

456. What would be the nickname for your sports teams?  The Trippendale Trippers.  The cheerleaders could chant “If you try to take the ball /  We will trip you so you’ll fall!  Whoooooo!”  Wouldn’t we just be good?

457. Does the name Chauncey Billups mean anything to you?  She sounds like a porn star.

458. Does it affect you when our Minnesota pro sports teams perform poorly?  Yes.  I bawl if we lose.

459. The next five are the same.  Predict what will happen to me in the next five years.  You will end up becoming the most well known reality TV star going from show to show,  ending up with your own “Date Ryan Glanzer”  show,  similar to “The Bachelor,”  only having the women do “Fear Factor”  type stunts of your picking to compete for your heart.

460. Jason?  We will be watching him in a sequined blue spandex ensemble,  soaring high above the crowd,  doing multiple flips and twists,  as he flies from trapeze to trapeze in the Ringling Brother’s Circus.

461. Steph?  She will have her own clothing line of the number one selling line in history.  Everyone you know,  including yourself,  will be wearing a pair of “The Stephanys.”  With her millions,  she will be driving an Escalade,  rolling on dubs,  in the heartland of Los Angeles and living in a huge mansion with butlers,  much like the question about Kirstie Alley. 

462. Mary-Kate Olsen?   She and Stavros will get back together and wind up getting married in a Vegas style wedding.  The two of them will then move to his home country of Greece and live in an estate in which they built for them and their kids.  Mary-Kate will go on to have 9 children,  one right after the next,  naming each one a character from “Full House,”  including a set of twin boys.

463. Jordan?  Jordan will be a top secret FBI agent working on the most high profile case at that time.  Her daughters will be her personal kid detectives,  similar to that of the Olsen Twins,  even wearing trench coats and singing their way through the process of the case to decoy anyone finding out that they actually were a part of the FBI.

464. Do you think I should keep having new, more obscure featured friends, or start over and do “featured friends revisited?”  If you had a friends revisited,  you could put a “before and after”  picture next to their update.  I don’t think it would bomb,  yet maybe you should wait about 5 years,  you’ll have more interesting reports.

465. How did you come up with your e-mail address ID of ziggybuddy?  First of all,  I called everybody “buddy”  in 5^th grade and Ziggy happened to be my favorite comic at the time.  I put the two together and it just happened to work.

466. I am about to win an item on eBay.  What do you think it is?  Ugg boots.

467. What TV show most needs to come out on DVD?  “Square Pegs.”

468. Do you like the name Jesus for a kid?  The name would be an honor,  I would assume.

469. Are you offended by Luke Katuin’s movie script about a retarded Jesus?  No.  Freedom of speech counts for something.

470. Tell us about your interesting tattoo.  It’s hot. 

471. What would be your next tattoo?  I would never get another one,  but if I were forced to get one,  I would hope to get a Biblical fish in black on the back of my neck.

472. If Jason and I got the 912 North Egan tattoos, would you consider taking one of the words and we’d all three have them?  Well,  I couldn’t get “Egan”  because it is the last name of a boy that was in my 7^th grade English class.  I wouldn’t want to get “North”  because then people would think I was in a gang.  I guess I would be stuck with “912”  and I would consider having that tattooed on the inside of my left wrist.

473. You’re the coach of the Timberwolves.  What do you say to them before the biggest game of the season?  “Think like Dunkin Donuts and dunk some balls!”

474. Would Nick have had a good time at Brothers dancing with us and Walshie?  Of course.  I would have kept on pushing him into Kimz Webb and we all know he would have liked that.

475. Who comes to mind when I say “sincerity?”  Bruce Willis in Sin City.

476. Can Steve really make a living off of poker and plasma donations?  He has done alright so far,  so why not?

477. How long before you cut your hair?  I have made a routine out of trimmings,  but an actual cut up to my shoulders?  Never.

478. How much is too much to spend on a bar of soap?  $4.80.

479. Do you like to dance until you work up a vigorous sweat?  I like the dancing part,  but the sweating part isn’t that appealing.

480. Of all my friends from DSU, who do you find most likable?  Chris Ahrendt.

481. Do you toss and turn in your sleep?  Not since I have been sleeping on a heating pad.

482. Can you tell me a short funny joke?  Why wouldn’t the skeleton cross the road?  (To get the answer,  read backwards:   .stug yna evah t’ndid eh esuaceB)

483. Tell us about your vandalism behind 569 with Kimz Webb.  It was actually with Amy Adelmann.  There was a new rule the year before that no one could write their names with permanent marker on the walls and they also painted over all the previous names with black paint.  Amy and I thought it would be a good idea to write our names over the paint with chalk.  An hour or so later I get a call from Ron over the radio asking me to meet him in the warehouse.  I’m assuming to be getting the inventory sheets and I get back there and I see an extrememly angered Ron asking me “What the he*l is that?”  and points to our names.  Before I could answer,  he started in again with “You need to wipe all that sh*t off the walls right now and I never want to see anything like that on there again!”  and stormed off.  All I had to do was walk over to the wall and take my hand to the words and wipe.  No big deal.

484. Justin Springer comes to you by night riding a magic carpet and asks you to come away with him.  Do you accept?  Not a chance.

485. Would you like to appear on stage at a Steppenwolf concert?  I would love to.

486. Do you know who Jane Seymour is?  Yeah,  she does the baby food commercials.

487. Do you like the name Jose for a boy with no Spanish descent at all?  I don’t think it would serve ay kind of purpose.

488. Which Family Matters character would you most like to have be a real person?  Waldo.

489. If Full House was real, what would Danny Tanner be doing right now?  He would just have gotten home from work on “Wake Up,  San Francisco”  and started dinner in a crock pot.  He would then be waxing the kitchen floor and arranging couch cushions in the living room.  And for him every day is laundry day,  so he would also have a load in the wash.

490. If there was 10 seconds to play in a basketball game and your team was losing by 6, would you keep fouling or just let the clock run out?  I would actually just toss the ball from where I was standing and make a money shot after the buzzer went off,  cause I’m just that good at basketball.

491. How many days a year do you clean your room from top to bottom?  0.  I do clean every so often,  but never do I have the time to clean from top to bottom.

492. Did you ever get a chance to see Kirby Puckett play in person?  At least twice.  Once,  when I was a baby in a carrier and another when I was 4 with pigtails and was bouncing in the stands loving “Rallying the Twins.”

493. What is a naughty remark you made to a bus driver?  When I yelled at my first grade bus driver from the very back of the bus to “Hurry up and get me home!”  because I didn’t like the boring bus ride.

494. If a local school bus agreed to pick you up and take you to work every day with all the kids on it, would you accept?  I would love to.  Not waste my own gas?  Heck yes!

495. Would you ever put sugar in someone’s gas tank?  No,  but I would maybe consider what the Nielsen Twins did.  Put tennis balls in the muffler in an attempted move to blow up a car.  Oh how that makes me laugh every time.  They were such sweet girls.

496. Would you ever put windshield wiper fluid in someone’s coffee as a funny practical joke?  No,  but maybe some exlax.

497. If you could play matchmaker with Patrick, who would some of the nominee be?  Oh definitely Clarissa from my acting class.  She is so cute and nice.  Just an all around sweet girl.  If he’s interested,  let me know.  She’s got brown hair…

498. Is the Loch Ness Monster an old wives’ tale?  No,  she’s swimming around out there somewhere I’m sure.

499. Do you want me to keep asking questions till 1000?  Actually,  I thought about asking you that many,  just to see what you’d do.

500. What was your favorite question?  The one about my vandalism.  I laughed while typing.