270. What was the last sentence you whispered in someone’s ear?  I don't whisper.

271. What is the meanest thing you did to someone in high school?  I made fun of a kid named Chris a lot.

272. Honestly how many years do you think you will outlive me by?  Well, based on our recent conversation about when you thought you'd die, I'd say 10 years if you're right. But I still wouldn't be suprised if you end up being wrong and outliving me.

273. What is the noise you find most annoying?  I know people probably think I should get over it, but a regular phone ring still drives me nuts.

274. How many years do you think it would take you to learn Italian?  I'm terrible at learning other languages, I was terrible at Spanish. Well, I can bearly speak English without stuttering. It would probably take me a good 10-15 years before I could have a real conversation in Italian.

275. Has anyone ever called you a Native Son?  I wish I could say it had happened, but no.

276. What would your last meal be?  My mom makes a really good enchullata hotdisk.

277. Hybrid or Free Bird?  Hybrid.

278. If I asked you nicely would you become a cancer researcher?  I doubt it, I really enjoy my current job.

279. When was the last time Patrick let you down?  Whenever he doesn't come over to play racquetball.

280. Have you ever experienced shag carpeting?  You really talk about a lot of things that I've never heard of.

281. When will you consider yourself old?  Probably never, I'll always say I'll be old in 10 years or something.

282. What do you think of when I say happy doo doo?  It doesn't really make sense, but I think of Scooby and Scrappy Doo.

284. Have you ever cried into your pillow?  Haven't we all at one time or another.

285. Have you ever gone out walking after midnight?  Yes, it really is enjoyable.

286. Would you rather be from Omaha or Lincoln?  I always liked Omaha's zoo.

287. How do you think your first year of marriage will go?  It's going to be hard to get used to sharing a room with someone again. I'm sure the benefits will outweight that problem though.

288. Has anyone ever described one of your body parts as inhuman?  I think we all know where I'd go with this one.

289. What do you think of when I say urban jazz?  I start wondering what I should think of, but really don't got anything.

290. Will Tony Soprano die in the series?  I don't think so, they'll probably have him have a close call near the end, but then pull out of it.

291. Have you ever fried a catfish?  No, but it would be interesting.

292. Have you ever cursed at the moon?  Hell yeah, $#@%^&* thing always tries to control our oceans.

293. What was your favorite Halloween costume?  Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle.

294. What is the best part of an egg toss?  The splatter.

295. Would you seriously enjoy donating sperm?  No, I'd be too nervous about the type of people that were getting my seed.

296. What is your favorite card in the deck?  Ace of Clubs.

297. Is this week going better than last week?  Well, it's only Tuesday, but I say yes. I got a lot done today.

298. How is it hanging?  It's not so much hanging as...

299. Were you inspired by the adventures of yellow dog?  The only yellow dog I know of is Old Yeller, and he got shot for having rabies. If that isn't inspriring I don't know what is.

300. Do you think you will ever walk the line for someone?  I hope so, just give me a chance.

300. Do you think you and my brother will fight while he lives with you?  It depends on how opinionated he is. I think most people realize I have strong opinions on stupid, mindless things, and if he disagrees with them it may come to blows. Also he better enjoy playing racquetball, or he's out.

301. If you could print a message on an M&M what would it be?  Bite me.

302. Do you think paper weights are dumb?  I certainly wouldn't call them smart. I mean how hard of a job is it?  Compared to other things you find around the house I'd definetely say it has the easiest and least thinking power required of all the jobs. I imagine the microwave is the brainy but a little insane one.

303. How often do you use a paper shredder?  I've never had the privilege, but I there's one at Magnum so I might get a chance in the near future. I'll let you know how it goes.

304. What is a popular store you have never been inside?  I'd never heard of Ikea before moving up here in Jan.

305. How often do you clean your keyboard?  I can't say it's ever gotten a real thorough cleaning, but when I have a canister of compressed air around it always gets a couple shots of that until the can runs out.

306. What are your chances of getting into heaven?  Just as sure as I am that American Idol is overrated; in other words pretty damn sure. Is it ironic that I would use the word "damn" in describing my chances not to be damned for all eternity?

307. Would you be upset if your wife did not take your last name?  I think so. I'm proud of being a Sandbulte.

308. Does it ever feel like every day is exactly the same?  It sure did when I was unemployed. That gets boring after a month or two. And when all the shows on were reruns it was just terrible. Maybe after a while having a job will feel the same way, but honestly it hasn't yet and I'm not so sure it will. I think I'll get the chance to work on a number of different projects that will help keep it interesting.

309. Have you ever failed to blow out all your birthday candles?  Sadly, no. I've never had trick candles on my b-day cake.

310. Do you like the smell of fuel?  I did for a while, but can't say I still do.

311. Does success have a smell?  I'll let you know when I get there.

312. Which person mentioned on Glanzer’s site would you most like to meet?  Probably people on the Valley Fair crew. It's hard to keep track of people I met once but don't remember, so it's hard to give a name. And I met just about everyone else.

313. Have you considered joining an online dating service?  Briefly, but I decided against it.

314. Have you ever line danced?  I feel like I have at some school thing once years ago, but it's a faint memory and may be just something I've wished about.

315. How many people do you have on messenger?  I'm not on messenger that much anymore, and half the people on there I haven't talked to in years, but for you Jason I'll check. 52 people. I kind of backed of messenger after me and a girl used to flirt a lot over it, but then the actual relationship didn't go so well.

316. I heard you are well hung, care to elaborate?  You're a good friend Jason.

317. Why don’t you like American Idol?  First I have a natural prejudice against any "competition" that is decided on my judges. Never liked that. Second, like with reality TV, when people get put on TV to act like idiots without realizing that's how they're being perceived so we can laugh at them I just feel embarrassed for them and ashamed that I'm part of the human race. And don't tell me that's not why half the people watch it. Why else would they ever put the bad people on TV?  Why not show more people that almost made it so we (and by we I mean you and Glanzer in reality) could debate whether or not they should've made it?  Also Paula can't be honest, what's is face (I honestly don't remember, I'm sure if someone told me I would, but I'm not going to be bothered to look it up) doesn't have any balls, and Simon, for being a so called expert in the music industry, hasn't said anything constructive in the 4 or 5 years of the show. Some judges. Plus I've never been into music as much as you.

318. What kind of deodorant do you use?  Degree generally, but I'm not picky.

319. What was the defining moment in your life?  Moving to Leota has to be up there; I wonder how differently my life would've turned out if I hadn't. There have been various moments at camp that have really touched me. But, while I can't say it was a single moment, I'd say the amount I changed after one year of college has probably effected me as much as anything.

320. Can you tell time?  Generally, though I've never learned to accurately read a sundial. Also those binary clocks still make me sit and think for at least a little while before I figure it out.

321. Do you bite your nails?  All the time, in fact I just bit another one off before answering the last question.

322. Do you worry about social security?  It has concerned me in the past; I heard a guy on the radio talk about how you could stop paying social security and put that money in a bond instead, just so long as you were willing to sign off not getting any social security benefits in the future and I thought about seeing exactly how one goes about doing that, but never made any work of it.

323. Have you ever tried a truffle?  Not that I can recall.

324. What word makes you think of money?  I had to think for a while to think of one, I'll go with job.

325. Were you ever into the Power rangers?  Yeah, the early episodes. But it ended after they started getting to the robot king or whatever he was.

326. Why didn’t you kiss that old woman with me?  I thought you called dibs.

327. Why can’t you let me win at racquetball?  I'm trying to help you get better by challenging you. Although I do have to stop just hitting the ball to your left right after you serve it, that's not even fair.

328. Why do you and Glanzer fight so much?  I don't think we fight as much as you think we do. It's just we tend to have different opinions on almost all little things: how long the TV should be, is reality tv entertaining or leading to the dumbing down of America, is it ok to lie about how your friend got a hand job from a 64 year old women.

329. Have you ever been kicked in the nuts?  Yes, really hard too by my sister.

330. Have you ever watched an episode of the People’s Court?  I've watched Judge Judy when nothing else was on at times, but never People's Court.

331. Would you sing the national anthem at a Twins game if asked?  I'd have to be terribly mad at the US to put them through my rendition.

332. What do you think of Roseanne?  I never got the appeal of large unattractive white crash people being on TV. I'm thinking of the show more than the person. I didn't care it was on TV, I just didn't find it entertaining.

333. Have you seen my dignity?  If being on a beloved T-shirt isn't having dignity, then I just don't know what is.

334. Would you like to experience mutation?  No, even if say I grew a sixth finger I can't imagine it would work well.

335. Should same sex marriages be allowed?  I don't have a problem with it, but I do wonder then do we have to accept polygamy?  Not that the two are related, I'm just saying if we're changing the definition of marriage what exactly are we changing it to, and what is the basis for this definition?  I also want it changed that if you get divorced within 5 years of getting married then you have to pay back any tax benefits you got for being married.

336. Do you know what your credit rating is?  I know it could be better, but I've never actually checked it.

337. Have you read Great Expectations?  Can't say I have.

338. Is Shakespeare overrated?  No, I can't say I know of someone recently who was better at writing lots of plays to really knock him down.

339. Do you think I write questions about literature to make myself look smart?  No, you're not that pretentious.

340. Do you think you are smart?  I have a big enough ego to say that if 40 millions viewers and me disagree about a show, I'm still right. And while I can try to consider whether I'm wrong or not, I just can't realistically believe that I am. So yes, I'm egotistical enough to say that I am smart.

341. How many years should Family Guy be on the air?  Their latest episode was brilliant, though I never felt they have managed to recapture the glory of their first three years. But if they can I'd say 9. Once you get into ten seasons it seems like it becomes more about seeing how far they can push it than about making quality TV.

342. Do you think Larry the Cable Guy is funny?  See my review of Roseanne.

343. Have you ever looked into a toilet and started laughing?  The first time I saw a small dart board with holes in a urinal I thought it was pretty funny.

344. Is crying or laughing better for grief?  It probably depends on the person, some people need to cry (like Dick Vermiel) but overall I'd have to say laughing.

345. White or brown gravy?  Never been a big gravy fan, but if I have to choose I'd say brown.

346. Can I be in your wedding?  You're forgetting my dream is to have a father-in-law offer to give me a load of money just to elope. I'd have no problem with it though, but I'm hoping to have as little to do with the wedding plans as possible. I think weddings are overdone, anniversaries are underdone.

347. Would you rather get a foot massage or a neck brace?  While I wouldn't envy the person having to give me a foot massage, I'd have to go with that one.

348. How many times a week do I make you feel bad?  You really don't feel make me feel bad that often, I'd say .3 times a week. When you toyed with my feelings about playing risk that hurt for a while.

349. Should smoking be allowed in bars?  I'm going to be a little selfish here, no. I really don't enjoy those bars.

350. Who would you most like to receive an apology from?  Everyone who doesn't use their turning signal at least 9 times out of 10.

351. What would happen if we got rid of stop signs?  We'd weed out the road rage people real quick - they'd all be in crashes and die.

352. Have you ever put a ribbon in your hair?  Nooooo.

353. Should Pete Rose be allowed into the hall of fame?  Not until he's on his deathbed or dead. I don't like him lying for so many years, complaining about how everyone's out to get him, then finally coming clean by upstaging the selection of other hall of famers and then getting to celebrate and pound his chest about being a HOFer.

354. Have you ever burnt a pop tart?  Really badly once. It got stuck somehow and wouldn't pop up. I was watching TV and forgot to watch it until the smoke alarm went off. I saw flames coming out of the toaster and overreacted. I got the fire extinguisherout and sprayed down the toaster and surrounding area. The entire house smelled like pop tarts for the rest of the day.

355. What smells so god damn funny?  Probably that pheasant couch of yours.

356. What is the meaning of life?  42.

357. Where is the moment you needed the most?  I'm not sure I understand the question.

358. What is your favorite Al Pacino movie?  The Godfather.

359. What do you think of when I say panic in Needle Park?  I think of needles falling down on people.

360. Would you like to experience vertigo?  Doesn't sound like that great of an experience.

361. Who is the most overrated band?  Anyone where I can't understand the words, which means mostly rap or heavy metal.

362. When was the last time you threw up?  During the Super Bowl, I think I undercooked my pizza.

363. Are you anorexic?  No, but I could stand to lose some weight so maybe I should try it.

364. Would you rather learn origami or wood working?  If I could learn it I think I would have more opportunities to impress people with origami, but my last attempt was at camp and it was going so badly I quit and went around pretending to be checking how the campers were doing so I could help them if need be rather than try to make my own project work. I simply don't have a natural knack at it, so I'd say wood working so I don't have to be embarrassed by little kids showing me up.

365. Do you look forward to leap years?  February is one of the most boring months of the year, no need to lengthen it.

366. Would you have been upset if your birthday was February 29?  I'd pretend to be just to get attention.

367. What do your boogers taste like?  Let's check...auh. That doesn't taste good at all.

368. Would you rather be a god or a monster?  I think a monster would have less pressure and could go on vacation, while you're probably stuck in one area if you're a god.

369. How often does your face turn red?  2 times a day.

370. What did you think of the live action intro for the Simpson’s?  I'm just surprised it took this long.

371. Would you like to beat up a PETA member?  I don't think I'd enjoy doing that or be very good at it. I think I'd just enjoy making fun of and debating the stupidity of a PETA supporter while being surrounded by like minded people.

372. What is your favorite food that your mom makes?  Enchillata hotdish.

373. What is your favorite appetizer?  Quesadillas

374. Have you ever stolen candy?  If I have it was never purposely. When I worked at my parents store I would occasionally take candy and charge it to them, so it's possible I forgot to charge it later on. Since it was my parents store I was usually in it wouldn't make to much sense to do it.

375. Tell me something interesting about pixels?  There is a webcomic called pixel at http://pixelcomic.net/

376. Is the truth out there?  The more I think about it, the more I doubt it. It's probably a lie.

377. What do you think of the Mormon religion?  I can't say I have a great amount of respect for it. The South Park episode really did a number on it.

378. Would you gain 100 pounds for $2,000?  I could, but I really don't see myself taking a dare like that.

379. Have you watched a mule being born?  No, but if you want I could do a search for a video of it on the internet and we could watch it together.

380. Do you think mules are depressed?  If you were sterile wouldn't you be depressed?

381. Is three questions about mules too many?  I really don't know that they're interesting enough to have three questions about, but hey you gotta do what you gotta do when making a 500 question interview.

382. Did you participate in the 2004 elections?  No, I worked on election day and was too lazy to get an absentee ballet. I plan to participate in future elections though.

383. What do you think of the candy Dots?  Funny story about Dots. Once in junior high I saw a girl that had one of those big boxes of Dots and asked her where she got it. After I got a box of my own I saw her and some of her friends and wanted to show her that I too had big box of Dots now. I managed to said hi to her, but my mouth was too full of Dots to say hi to her friends. Because of this her friends started a rumor that I had a crush on this girl. It wasn't true at the time, but later I did develop a crush on her, but nothing ever happened with it. I also ate so many Dots so quickly that I felt ill. It was a long time before I could eat Dots again.

384. Have you ever ironed pants?  My mom was teaching my how to iron right before I moved up here, but I think we only ironed shirts.

385. Do you miss being 7?  I didn't like first grade, but loved second grade. I did enjoy the long bike rides I used to take at seven, since we lived in Edgerton at the time and there was more than like four roads for me to go down. But honestly I wouldn't want to go back. That would mean I'd have to go through high school all over again. Plus I didn't know you then Jason. My life was empty.

386. What was the last non gas item you purchased at a gas station?  Probably either a Pepsi or Twizzlers.

387. What was puberty like?  I pretty much hated everyone.

388. Did your parents make you eat soap?  Yeah, it's very nutritious.

389. What does humble pie taste like?  I hear it tastes like crow.

390. Is Ellen Degeneres pretty?  She's not ugly, but I've never looked at her and thought she was hot.

391. I heard Vincent talking shit about you, what are you going to do?  I'm going to wonder if this really happened and what was said and whether or not you defended my honor.

392. Will you drive a flying car in your lifetime?  I could see us having hover cars in the future.

393. How much of an effort do you make to save water?  I do try to be environmentally conscious, but water is never something I've given a moments thought about wasting.

394. What do you think of when I say Cruising Idaho?  I think of potatoes. I don't know why you're cruising with them though.

395. Can you name a Gus Van Sant movie without looking?  I can't say I've heard of his name before.

396. What is a perfect Nick Sandbuttle day?  We know each other this long and you don't even bother to check if you've got my name spelled wrong?  I probably sleep in until 9ish, get up, go to Perkins, go to a Vikings game where they beat the piss out of the Packers, come home and do something active, whether it's racquetball or disk golf, just something to get the adrenaline down, then hang out with a group of say five friends at the apartment.

397. Does it upset you I am not sure how to spell your last name?  I actually had scrolled down far enough to see question number 396 but not question 397 and was very hurt.

398. Have you ever slept on sand?  I'm drawing a blank there, so I'd have to guess no.

399. What stain has bothered you the most?  Any stain on a white shirt I know I'll be wearing for a while always annoys me.

400. Did you have an invisible friend?  No, I just imagined myself having a more exciting life. That was better than an imaginary friend.

401. Which girl has the longest hair you have ever seen?  Jessica Wilf.

402. Which guy has the longest hair you have ever seen?  I don't think I've ever see a guy with hair long enough to even be in a pony tail in person.

403. Should tic tac toe be done away with?  Oh no, it has it's place.

404. What is your feeling toward the Smurfs?  I only have faint memories of it, though I do remember wondering why there was only one girl smurf. I also wonder why the Smurfs seem to be getting mentioned so often. I just went shopping for shirts and saw one that asked what color a smurf turns if you choke him.

405. Would you like to meet Doyle Brunson?  I'd like to know who he was first. Oh, a poker guy. Nah. I wouldn't know what to say to him. And yes, this was another google search answer.

406. Explain to me why Brunson doesn’t show up on spell check?  Microsoft's trying to convince us that only people from their company are real and trustworthy. It's all a big conspirousy.

407. Did you enjoy that show Rescue 911?  It used to be something my whole family watched.

408. What should be done about the border problem?  I think just watch companies closer to make sure they're not hiring illegal aliens and huge fines for those that do. If they don't get jobs here they'll stay at home.

409. When was the last time you said blah?  Probably sometime when I was talking to Scott, so give or take the middle of Dec.

410. What do you think of lap dances?  Honestly I'd just feel uncomfortable getting on. She doesn't want me, and I have no idea if she's just really desperate for money and that's the only reason she's doing this anyhow.

411. What was the last thing you went out of the way to get?  Probably Christmas gifts.

412. Do you think you will really miss the rainforest?  No. I doubt I'd go see them anyhow, and I don't really like nature shows. I mean I wish they weren't being destroyed, but it really doesn't capture my attention.

413. What is your fondest thunderstorm memory?  I love thunderstorms in general, but the first one that comes to mind was when I was wilderness coordinator at camp during staff training before camp got started. We were supposed to stay overnight at wilderness camp to give people an ideal what it was like, but since there were storms rolling in we decided to go back. But since so many of the staff was new I decided to take the long way back so they would get a better feel for camp ground. And then about a third of the way back I started noticing the funnel clouds and started questioning whether or not taking the long way back was such a good idea after all. We got back alright though, and one of the more shy and self conscious of the counselors really came out of her shell during that storm. She was going to school to be a metrologist, so really loved watching the storm come, and it was fun seeing her get excited.

414. What instrument would you like to master?  I'd like to master some instrument that was really obscure.

415. Do you think we should get rid of mountains?  Then we'd lose Mountain Dew, so no.

416. Do you think it is sexy when girls smoke cigars?  Not terribly.

417. What is the largest amount of change you have collected?  $10.17

418. Has anyone ever told you to sit on it?  Not yet, but I'm hopeful.

419. Would you drink a beer if Dick Cheney asked you to?  I'd have to, he might shoot me otherwise!

420. Would you like to smoke some pot?  No, I'd probably just cough and then throw up. I doubt I'd be good at it.

421. Would you like to be inside my heaven?  You know it.

422. Have you ever used a chamber pot?  Not yet, but I'm hopeful.

423. Have you seen the movie Roadhouse?  Not yet, but I'm hopeful.

424. What do you think of when I say Chinese Democracy?  I think of us bombing the hell outta China until they surrender and we force them to become a democracy.

425. How big is your ego?  Big enough not to where I can't even seriously consider that 40 million Americans are right and I'm wrong about a TV show, even if I try to consider it.

426. Have you ever taken a bite out of crime?  I've taken a bite out of many things, but I don't recall ever trying crime.

427. When was the last time you peed into a cup?  During the last long car ride I was in. What, doesn't everyone do that?

428. Have you ever been fooled by a transvestite?  I sure hope not. I'm going to have nightmares now.

429. Should prostitution be legal?  No. I understand the arguments for it. But I still think it will be desperate people that don't want to do it that will be the majority of prostitutes. And I don't think we should allow that to happen legally.

430. What country would you like to do charity work in?  America. Screw all those other worthless countries.

431. What are your chances of becoming a saint?  Seeing as how I'm not Catholic, my odds could be better. However, on the other hand I was born on All Saints Day, so who knows?

432. Have you ever sweep kicked someone?  Who am I, Chuck Norris?

433. What is the greatest movie quote of all time?  "There's no crying in baseball!"

434. What was your favorite show on Nickelodeon?  We never had Nickelodeon, so I've never really watched it enough to get a favorite show. Do you feel I've missed out on a lot?

435. Does Mark Summers scare you?  I'm scared of all people named Mark or after a part of the year, so I'm terrified of Mark Summers.

436. When was the last time you ate meatloaf?  It's been a while, I bet over 3 years.

437. Have you ever shared a sandwich with a stranger?  How can you call them a stranger after sharing something as intimate as a sandwich?

438. When was the last time you shared a bed with a dog? We always had cats, no dogs. I would've preferred a dog, especially seeing as how I'm allergic to cats. I did however share my bed with our various cats a lot. If they were outdoor cats I'd sneak them in through my window. I say sneak, but I think my parents knew. I remember once one of them tried to kill me. You know how they like to curl up in a ball?  Well he did that on my face while I was just about asleep and I nearly suffocated to death before I woke up enough to realize what was going on and shove him off me.. I wonder if they would've ever figured out how I died if that happened. I mean the cat would've probably left before they found my body. I could've been on unsolved mysteries or something. I wonder if anyone has ever died that way.

439. Do you think some sort of license should be obtained before breeding? Oh if we could make it stick absolutely. Way to many stupid people are having children.

440. What word do you misspell most often? For some reason whenever I type 'probably' I type 'probalby', even though I know that's not right, I'm just typing to fast. I also have trouble with the word 'often' and want to start it with an 'a' or 'u'.

441. Did you ever play Magic? No, I was geeky enough without resorting to that.

442. How often do you win coin flips? Oh, once in a blue moon I'll win.

443. Why do pregnant women have weird cravings? Because they have an excuse to force other people to go get them whatever they want. I bet they actually have those cravings all the time but never get away with it unless they're pregnant.

444. How do you deal with telemarketers? I eat them.

445. What was the last kind of fish you caught? I think a catfish.

446. How much would you pay to see the band Phish? Not much, say $20 if other people were going. I'm not much for going to see bands.

447. Has any one ever called you a cracker? I think you did.

448. Have you ever befriended a dwarf? That would be sweet.

449. What is the point of cleaning? I've never figured that out, as is evident from the general appearance of my things.

450. What is your favorite salted meat? Dried beef. I love that stuff. So good.

451. Have you ever bobbed your head to a rap song? No, I get dizzy.

452. What would be your reaction to meeting Bret Favre? Right now I'd probably pretend to be a big fan and try to get him to play another season so he can screw up his legacy and then I could laugh at him. Actually I probably just wouldn't say anything to him. If he tried to talk to me I'd start talking about his performance in playoff games.

453. What will be your last words? Oh shit.

454. Have you ever lost your keys? I used to all the time, but I'm getting better. The worst was still the time I went a month without being able to find my car keys. That was terrible. And then they ended up being in that stupid chair in the lobby of 4th floor Richardson, where anyone could've found them. It's easier to find them now that I attached that huge carabiner on it.

455. Have you ever lost your mind? At least once or twice every day.

456. Have you ever lost touch? I hate phones so I'm outta touch with a lot of people I used to know.

457. Which relative would you like to be closer too? I don't see my cousin Chris nearly as much as I used to. He was one of my best friends growing up, but with college and all we don't see each other that much. We're still close I guess, we just don't talk to each other. He's got an internship up in the Cities this summer though so that should be fun.

458. How come I don’t get to hang out with your friend that Liz lives next to? He works nights and his getting married soon. I'd really like us to hang out more again though.

459. How come you always open the doors for people? I think it started as an unspoken competition between me and a friend over who could be the most considerate. After that it just became a habit. I secretly thinking about what a better person than the other person is since I'm holding the door for them.

460. How come the universe is so vast? That's just a myth spread by atheist.

461. Have you ever removed a wart? I've tried with a knife once, but I don't think it worked so well.

462. When did you find out about death? I don't recall not knowing about death. My dad was a butcher after all.

463. Rate yourself as a landscaper? I think it would end up looking better if they just hired a monkeys to throw their own feces around.

464. Finish this line, the adventures of Nick & ? Abraham Huckleberry Van Burkle.

465. Would you like to be in a band when you get to heaven? Does that whole thing where girls go after guys in bands work in heaven?

466. How many pennies can you stick up one nostril? Exactly 27.

467. Have you ever ridden on a trolley? Nope.

468. Are you happy with the size of your feet? I wouldn't mind if they were longer but narrower.

469. Would you rather explore the ocean or space? Space would be more interesting but there would be a lot of dead time between going from planet to planet. On the plus side everyone I know would be dead by the time I got back.

470. Would you rather go to Italy or Nevada? Italy, but I'd call everyone there Romans rather than Italians just to change things up a little.

471. What is your favorite Chinese dish? I like the noodles.

472. Have you ever ridden a jet ski? Yes, one of my uncles owns one and I got to drive it.

473. How long do you think you would last on a bull? Probably only like 2 seconds.

474. What do you think of when I say Elysium? I don't know what it is, but it sounds fancy.

475. Who will win the NBA championship? I don't think anyone's gonna stop Detroit in the end.

476. Have you ever feared for your life? I feel like I have, but I can't recall when.

477. Are chickens ever funny? When they don't have their heads on.

478. When is farting not funny? When it's silent but then the whole room smells funny.

479. Tell me something that you think is interesting that you know I will think is boring? Gosh, so many opinions. For some reason I've been really interested in the new Windows operating system, Vista. He got delayed again, now expect early of next year, not in time for Christmas like they were hoping, and I'd say that's being optimistic. There are reports that over 60% of the code needs to be rewritten.

480. Do you feel you express yourself well? No, I feel very few people get my sense of humor.

481. Tell me about a family tradition? We always slept around the Christmas tree on Christmas eve. I usually stayed up until late, and would catch my mom wrapping some last minute gifts.

482. Do you think the internet will be around in 50 years? Yeah, the typical thing it not to scrap something and build something better, but to take what you have and try to make it look better even though the underlining system sucks. That's actually supposedly the problem with the new Windows. If they scrapped everything old they could make a good OS, but they want to make sure it's backwards compatible so they're forced to bring in a lot of crap to make it work.

483. How much longer will checks be around? Let's see.... I say 50 years. By that time everyone just about everyone over 30 will be dead, so we'll be able to move on. See, there's that sense of humor not everyone is going to get. Actually it'll probably we less; we'll have a scanning system that relies on biometrics and that will be the only secure way to transfer money. I'd say 35 years.

484. Have you ever grated something besides cheese? I don't think I've grated anything including cheese.

485. Have you ever been naughty with dry ice? Only in fantasies.

486. Did you have a etch a sketch growing up? Oh yeah, that thing was great!

487. Does nuclear war scare you? Not really. If it happens near here I'll die and there's no point in worrying about that.. If it's not near here I won't be affected so that doesn't worry me.

488. Would you enjoy swimming in cottage cheese? I doubt it, I bet you wouldn't float well.

489. When was your last eye exam? It was when I got my latest pair of glasses, so it has to be two or three years.

490. Can I be a pall bearer at your funeral? Only if you promise to drop me. That would be hilarious.

491. Do you think most people are happy? I think most people should be happy, but I'm not sure all of them realize how good they've got it.

492. Do you hope to one day be involved in a pyramid scheme? Just give me an opportunity.

493. Do you remember that game toe jam and earl? Is that for real?

494. What bugs you most about driving in the cities? In smaller towns even if I don't know the directions if I have a general idea of which way to go I can usually find it by just picking roads that go that way. In the Cities with all the twisting and turning of the roads if you tried that you'd be lucky not to end up in Canada. And who wants to be in Canada?

495. What scenario involving legos blows your mind? Robots being build from legos taking over the world.

496. What would you do if you were put in charge of making steel reserve light? Per google:
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497. Do peanut butter jumping jacks excite you? No, they'd be too sticky.

498. Look at yourself in the mirror, comeback to this interview and tell me something you noticed? My facial hair comes in very differently in different spots.

499. Have you ever been so excited you spit? Next time I see you I will.