1.)  Have you ever used a curling iron? I've burned myself on one, if that counts.

2.)  The following three question are all similar.  Name the two _____  you would name your first born son and daughter after.  Sports figures: Kirby Puckett (even though the name Kirby isn't great... maybe a middle name) and Becky Hammon, the great South Dakota WNBA player.  I don't know of many female athletes.

3.)  Actors: Bill Murray and Alyssa Milano.

4.)  Friends: Vincent Arp and Shayla Nielsen, because I like the names.

5.)  What is the one toy of the 80s you remember having the most fun with? Magna-Doodle, for sure.  I think I went through like four of them cause I used them too much.

6.)  Does Santa Claus really climb down chimneys? Yes, but he also smokes inexpensive Persian cigars, but no one talks about that.

7.)  Do you consider all carbonated drinks in a can "a coke"? Oh God no, and it upsets me when I hear people doing that.

8.)  Is three really company? It sure is.  You add a third person to any duo and instantly everyone is more comfortable.  Unless it's Hunter Hubner.

9.)  Did you ever meet one of the ghosts in your house while growing up? No, but to this day I swear there's some strange stuff going on in that house at night!

10.)  What was your favorite "Outer Themed Daily Day"? I liked the days when everyone autographed their own name on the daily. 

11.)  Why do airplanes have flotation devices as a safety precaution instead of parachutes? People would never have enough time to get out of the plane before it hit the water.  Plus you can't really train everyone how to use a parachute.

12.)  Do you own a mink stole? I once stole a mink, but I don't know what a mink stole is.

13.)  Where in the world exactly is Carmen San Diego? She's still in rehab in Michigan isn't she?

14.)  Andy Milonakis.  Cool or Uncool? Very uncool.  When I thought he was a kid it was funny, but now that I know he's just a young-looking 27-year old, I hate him.

15.)  Have you ever put cotton balls in your ears in hopes that it would make things quieter? Not for that purpose.... I might have done it to soak up blood.

16.)  Have you considered starring in a Jackass style TV show? Isn't that what I do every weekend when I hang out with Jason, Steve, and Patrick? 

17.)  Do you use spell check before sending an email? No, I check through manually as I go.  In fact, when I type, I use WordPad instead of Word to avoid spell check.

18.)  Who is the last person you ate at Taco Bell with? I don't eat tacos, but I was at a drive thru with Patrick on my 22nd birthday.  Vintage Lynch.

19.)  When was the last time you dialed 911? Actually very recently, since you have to dial 9 to get an outside line, then 1 for long distance.  Sometimes I accidentally dial another 1, but it doesn't matter because to call 911 here you would have to dial 9911.

20.)  Did you ever use a Gelly Roll? No but I would like to eat one.

21.)  Have you ever had an out of body experience? There have been times I've felt so sick I wish I could just leave my body lying there and have something like that happen.

22.)  Did Clarissa really explain it all? If by "it all" you mean "how to make me turn the channel" then yes, she did.

23.)  How much would someone have to pay you in order for you to eat a boiled slug wrapped in a crescent roll? I could probably do it for $250.

24.)  If you found a 100 dollar bill laying on the floor at Target,  what would you do with it? I wouldn't even hesitate to take it.  Money on the floor is up for grabs, unless you're in someone's home.

25.)  Would you be interested in pooling thousands of one dollar bills with several of our friends and renting a community storage locker to store our money in so we could swim in it at any time we wanted? Nah, I'd rather just use the money to buy a pool full of dollar bills.

26.)  Do you remember when we used to say Sha La La La La La la la la la la dee da? Vaguely... I thought there was more profanity laced throughout.

27.)  Do you think it would be a wise alternative to have "The Bachelor"  give the last lucky female 14 carrot gold teeth and ask her "Would you be my baby?"  instead of proposing to her? It is a twist I wouldn't be opposed to.

28.)  Will there ever be a Ryan Glanzer VII? That's highly likely.  Probably many more after that.

29.)  Part 1 of 3 -  Did you know that aside from the dinosaur in the giant picture you have on your wall,  there are also about 20 other scary images? I did after you guys told me about it.  But remember, I was in that picture, and it was taken at a bar where a band was playing and it was lots of fun.  Nothing scary about that.

30.)  Part 2 of 3 -  Did Jordan and Jason point them all out to you? No but they told me what a ridiculous amount of time was spent talking about them.

31.)  Part 3 of 3-  I would say the random girl facing the white splotch over by the beer bottle is the scariest.  Which one do you find the scariest? Cooney.

32.)  As a non coffee drinker,  what would you probably prefer:  Caribou Coffee or Starbucks? Caribou because I like the lodge feel.

33.)  Would you like to sit around a campfire with the usual Minneapolis crew and sing "Kum-ba-ya"? Actually yes, I would probably really enjoy that.

34.)  Have you ever used that Glad Foil Wrap? I don't think so.  I have used other Glad products.

35.)  Are you related to anyone famous? Apparently my great grandma's uncle invented the Ferris Wheel.  Ray Ferris was his name.  Other than that I'm as famous as a Glanzer gets.

36.)  Have you ever been mistaken by decorative plastic food? I have been fooled but not to the point where I tried to eat it.

37.)  Would you dress up like a baby - bonnet and all - and drink a bottle of formula in front of a crowd at the Mall of America if you were paid 200 dollars? Not likely.  People would have to know that I was doing this for the money and not because that's how I really acted.

38.)  Did 76 trombones really lead the big parade? The gay rights parade?  Yes, that's accurate.

39.)  They say everyone has a twin somewhere in this world.  Where do you think yours lives? Probably somewhere in the European Union.

40.)  What would happen if Dorothy didn't follow the yellow brick road? She would have woken up sooner with a massive headache.

41.)  CD-R or CD-RW? RW is a joke nowadays.  CD-R is the standard and will be for decades.

42.)  What is something you collected as a child that you wish you still collected? He-Man figures.  I would probably still line them all up in a row without actually making them fight, just like I did when I was four.

43.)  Have you ever gotten close to winning the McDonald's Monopoly game? I did win the easiest level once, which resulted in free food of some sort.

44.)  Where would you like to see the future Mr. and Mrs. Ahrendt spend their honeymoon? They're going to Jamaica and that sounds lovely.  If they opted for the Dominican Republics instead, I wouldn't object.

45.)  Would you like to own an iPod if every time you played a song it would give you a small shock? No, but after playing with Liz's iPod the other night I would love to own one at some point.

46.)  How many times in your life have to done the Chicken Dance? At least 25.  I've been to a lot of wedding dances.

47.)  Which would you rather have make a come back:  Transistor Radios or 8 Track Tapes? 8-tracks. I don't think people realize they're better than cassettes.

48.)  Have you ever put cotton candy in your pocket? Probably.  But I don't care much for cotton candy.

49.)  What is the most you have won playing pull tabs? I won $5 once at Mystic Lake.  I once found a stack of unused pulltabs in a bar bathroom and spent a half hour pulling them but didn't win.

50.)  What is the most extensive meal you have ever cooked? Honestly when I was 12 or so, I thought I could out-cook Jordan, so I made a big steak, baked potato supper for me, Mom, and Dad, which everyone agreed turned out pretty well.  Jordan refused to eat my cooking and made supper for herself and Alex.  Boy did they miss out.

51.)  Have you ever had a moment where you heard a "Cha-Ching"  that no one else heard? Only if I was in a room alone.

52.)  If Patrick Lynch had absolutely no money and needed to make 8,000 copies for work,  would you take what he needed copied to Kinko's and pay for it yourself? Not a chance.  If it was a personal project outside of work it might be considered.

53.)  Do you have an "I have to pee"  dance? No, just a miserable face.

54.)  When you were younger did you ever get in trouble for putting your elbows on the table? I don't think it was an issue, but I still remember the poem about the stable.

55.)  What is the one movie that you can see them making numerous unwanted sequels to,  recasting the main roles,  like they did for the Home Alone series and the Beethoven series? Probably Look Who's Talking.  I could see a whole new generation of those movies.

56.)  Do you wish you won a trip to the exciting Willy Wonka chocolate factory? If it was real I would be very excited.  The actual real-life factory I'm sure would be boring.

57.)  What really is a "Sure fire way to speed things up,  when all it does is slow you down?" When someone gives me the runaround.  Damn them!

58.)  Could someone Hokie their own Pokey? I saw Steve try once but he quit and had a chew instead.

59.)  Did I come up with a good concept?  "Celebrity American Idol." Hmm... I could see it but no way would it have the same appeal.

60.)  What is 20,000 leagues under the sea? A copy of Trace Adkins' Badonkadonk and some Skittles.

61.)  Is Ellen Degeneres really funny? I don't think so, but she is in love with Arrested Development's Portia de Rossi... not that that has anything to do with it.

62.)  Would you accept an offer of making $400 for one day's work making sure all the pencils made at the MEAD factory in 10 hours have erasers? $400 a day is tough to reject.  I would do it.

63.)  What is the longest you could go without having to use a restroom? I have a weak bladder.  Eight hours tops.

64.)  What is your favorite Jennifer Aniston movie? Office Space is a classic.

65.)  How is it possible to have a "Do not walk on grass"  sign in your front yard if you are not supposed to walk on the grass? They must have put the sign in the ground long before grass was planted.

66.)  What would your luxury item be if your got to be on Survivor? Probably a masseuse.

67.)  What is the most expensive thing you have bought on Ebay? I had to buy textbooks that cost over $70.  I once bid on Bon Jovi tickets for $250 but thankfully lost when I realized I didn't want them after all.

68.)  Can each snowflake really be different from all the other ones? Very doubtful, but who's got the time to check besides Granny?

69.)  Why couldn't all the kings horsemen and all the kings men put Humpty Dumpty back together again? He was an egg--one big cell.  You can't reconstruct a cell.  And the day I see a horse trying to put an egg back together...

70.)  How many sheep could you count before falling asleep? Lately I go to sleep very quickly after lying down, so probably no more than 64.

71.)  What is the most time you have spent in an IKEA store? I was there for a solid hour when I went with my parents in January.

72.)  Describe the perfect date. Warm up with six episodes of Seinfeld, go out to Famous Dave's, go to a Twins game or Bon Jovi concert if they're by chance in town, go out for toddies, and cool down with six more Seinfelds.

73.)  Do you have a deepest darkest secret? Don't we all?

74.)  Do you like your handwriting? I love my autograph.  Everyday handwriting, not so much.

75.)  Okay,  admit it,  who is the most attractive male actor at this moment in time? Johnny Depp or Albert Finney.

76.)  One of my favorite Glanzer stories is the one of how you put a "You win a million dollars"  piece of paper under the cap of a bottle of pop and tricked your friends into believing it was true.  What is another good prank you have pulled? My all-time favorite is walking by a glass window, then ducking down, crawling back to the other side, and walking by again from the same direction, over and over.  People start to notice and wonder how it's possible that I could be walking by going the same way time and time again.

77.)  Name the fad you will never get into? Myspace.

78.)  Would you eat popcorn flavored Gak for 20 bucks? No, $20 doesn't go that far anymore.

79.)  Which do you like better:  Bubble wrap or Packaging peanuts? Bubble wrap isn't nearly as messy.

80.)  Can you line dance? I have my own ryanglanzer.com line dance that I invented. 

81.)  Does Bill Cosby actually eat Jello? Rarely.  He doesn't want people to think he's obsessed with it.

82.)  Can you count to 100 in under one minute? I could do it in forty seconds pretty easily I think. 

83.)  Bobs Flu or Bird Flu? Both can kill, but at least Bobs dresses to impress.

84.)  Do you know how to braid? Yes, I used to be so bored in church I taught myself.

85.)  Are leprechauns real? Only the ones that aren't fake.

86.)  What is the funniest thing you ever did in a home video? There is a really stupid video of me, Jordan, and Alex doing a version of Jerry Springer when I was in like 10th grade... It is so ridiculous, but dammit we were bored.

87.)  What happens if an emergency vehicle is on its way to an accident and they get in an accident on the way? It's happened before. Luckily the ambulance is already there with medical supplies.

88 and 89.)  Have you ever seen the end of a rainbow?  Was there a pot of gold? No, and yes.

90.)  Would you pay $90 to meet Stevie Wonder? Yeah, I think so.  If I could spend a couple hours with him anyway.  Not if it was a quick handshake or something.

91.)  If you had an identical twin would you like to be in a Doublemint gum commercial? Absolutely.  I'd do it even if they just did a camera trick to make it look like there were two of me.

92.)  Why did the chicken really cross the road? Jason offered to sleep with it.

93.)  Have you ever had anything "strange"  stuck up your nose? No but Jordan as a four-year old shoved Tart-n-Tiny candies in her nose and there is a very long story as to how they got out.

94.)  Why do people in England spell certain words with an extra U?  (Example:  Color would be Colour) It's a French thing.  If you think about it it makes sense.

95.)  Tell me about the funniest experience you had at a lemonade stand. There were these little black kids near our apartment this summer with a lemonade stand and when they saw me driving by they raced to the side of the road to get my business, but it was too late and I was long gone.  As I looked out my mirror I saw the disappointed looks on their faces as they walked back to their stand.  I felt so bad for them I almost turned around and went back, but I wasn't watching where I was going and nearly ran a stop sign.

96.)  When will it come out that Mary Tyler Moore is Michael Moore's mom and Michael Moore is Mandy Moore's dad? The day former Lions receiver Herman Moore admits all on 60 Minutes.

97.)  Do you prefer mechanical pencils to regular pencils? Actually no.  When I write I press so hard the weak mechanical pencil lead just snaps like nothing.

98.)  Would you pay $600 for a sweaty t-shirt Meat Loaf wore at one of his concerts? No. Meat Loaf is a god but I'm not interested in acquiring used shirts.

99.)  What would Eminem be like if he was born and raised in Eden Prairie,  Minnesota? He would still be Marshall Mathers and probably working at an Orange Julius stand in the EP Center.

100.)  If you could change the meaning of ESPN,  what would you change it to? Every Squirrel Poops Naturally. 

101.)  Electric,  Acoustic,  or Bass Guitar? I have a sixth sense for picking up on bass lines.

102.)  Have you ever said "You rock my socks!"? No but I've used the expression "that rocked my socks off!"

103.)  Have you ever thought about why Braille is written on a drive thru ATM? Please tell me you know about the Nick story.  Yes, Nick analyzed, reanalyzed, overanalyzed, and psychoanalyzed this conundrum.  I don't care anymore.

104.)  Simple question:  Name the best pitcher in baseball history. All-time, honestly, Roger Clemens or Cy Young.  Single game, Jack Morris, Game 7, 1991 World Series.

105.)  Would you let him throw a baseball at your thigh from the pitcher's mound to home plate for $775,000? Throw away, gentlemen.

106.)  "TomKat."  Overrated? Wha--?

107.)  Have you ever had a "Lady and the Tramp"  spaghetti moment? I think it has been reenacted but I don't really eat spaghetti.

108.)  Were you ever in Chess Club? We didn't have one, but I learned how to play in grade school.

109.)  What joke do you always find funny? One of Craig's many jokes where he starts out with "So I'm doin' Drotzman up the butt..."

110.)  What do you think of when I say "skuzz bucket"? A wet lint trap.

111.)  Did you ever have a watermelon seed spitting contest? No but I swallowed one once and thought I would die.

112.)  Have you ever put too much detergent in the washer and it filled the room up with bubbles? No but I did it in a hot tub in Tennessee.

113.)  Would you go back to your 30 year class reunion and completely lie about what you have done since graduation? I'll highly exaggerate what I did, most likely.

114.)  Do you find it funny that Vincent and I got carded for a rated R movie a few months ago? Kinda, but then again so did my niece and she's two years old, so you never know.

115.)  What is one place at the Minnesota State Fair that you have to visit each year? The deep-fried candy bar stand.

116.)  What comes to mind when I say "coconut"? Me taking a bite of a Russell Stover's chocolate, praying it isn't coconut, only to find out it's coconut and I spit it out and put the rest back in the box.

117.)  Would you play Major League Baseball if your were offered a five year contract for only 230,000 dollars? Absolutely.  I'd pay to play.

118.)  Have you ever put a dreamcatcher above your bed hoping it would catch your nightmares before hitting your brain? No, I didn't realize that's what they were for.

119.)  Which would be easier to do without:  A light bulb or a furnace? Furnace, easily.  I sweat so bad in my sleep that I have the window open in a snow storm.

120.)  How come the Girl Scout cookies I ordered haven't arrived yet? They really should have.  Everyone I know got theirs.

121.)  Would you like to see your face on a totem pole? I would like to see it carved.

122.)  Would I make a good replacement for Left Eye if TLC hadn't already replaced her? I think they wanted someone black... otherwise yes.

123.)  What are the odds you will ever win a butter carving contest? I thought I did a good job carving, but Mike Simmons from shipping will most likely win, as usual.

124.)  Napoleon Dynamite had his "Liger."  Describe the animal would you invent. Yancock

125.)  Did you really help your brother write those naughty things in his old color books? No, but I was most likely the inspiration for them.

126.)  Do you know how to ballroom dance? I took a couple years of ballroom but I missed every session, so no.

127.)  Are you as upset that I am at McDonald's for not bringing back the one dollar Filet o Fish sandwich for Lent? No, because Patrick said he ordered a Filet O Fish and when he opened it they forgot to put the fish in.  It was just a bun with the fixings.

128.)  Do you wish that the Jetson's were accurate with how life would be in the year 1999? More or less.  They had it right for the most part, except Elroy's stunted growth.  He was like 1'5".

129.)  Which is cooler:  The Batmobile or Kitt from Night Rider 2000? I had the chance to sit in the Batmobile in Tennessee, so I'd say that one... Oh wait!  I also sat in the Knight Rider car.  Hmm... it's a toss-up.

130.)  How much money do you think you would win if you were a contestant on "Who Wants to be a Millionaire"? Honestly, some of those $100 questions really stump me.  But I'd say $16,000.

131.)  Do you miss "Pop Up Video"? Jason asked me something very similar, but no, I don't miss it.  It was distracting.

132.)  Would you drink a dixie cup of Blazin Sauce for 38 bucks? Just try and stop me.

133.)  Do you know the meaning of "placebo"? Yes.  It's when someone thinks they're taking medicine, for instance, but it turns out it was fake.  The scientists want to know if people would feel better just knowing they took something.  Some of the other testers will actually take the medicine.

134.)  Ice cube the frozen water or Ice cube the singer? Frozen water.  Although the Friday movies were alright. 

135.)  What was the last thing you bought for $5? I spent $5 or so at Wendy's today on break.

136.)  Have you ever been to Underwater World? I went down that escalator once but never paid admission to get in.

137.)  If you had to sit in a Sesame Street costume for 12 hours a day working on the show,  which costume would you like to wear? Gordon.

138.)  Tell me about the last experience you had involving a rubber band? I used two of them today when packing trade shows.

139.)  What is a name of a restaurant that will never exist? Captain LaPlant's Twirly Moustached Lagoon Feedbag

140.)  Why do you think the "ashes,  ashes"  make the children "all fall down"? If they were throwing ashes of the dead in your face you'd fall down too!

141.)  Rank the following "Carries":  Mariah,  Jim,  and Underwood. Underwood, Jim, Mariah.  I don't even like Mariah Carey's music.

142.)  Do you think you could get away with paying for breakfast at Old County Buffet but actually stay through the whole day and not get caught? I'd say it's doable if you move around.

143.)  Have you ever put condiment packets under a neighboring car's tires so that when they pull out of the parking lot it will spew open? No but hopefully soon.

144.)  Did you know that there was a TV show in 1975 called "Space:  1999"? I was unaware, but 1999 seems to be a big topic of conversation!

145 and 146.)  Remember the old Apple computers?  Did you ever have that game choplifter? Yes, I got a free Apple IIgs from my old school, and I kinda remember Choplifter but not well.

147.)  What is the most you would pay for front row tickets to a Comeback Tour of the 70's Classic TV bands like The Brady Bunch Kids and The Partridge Family? Not more than $10.  I don't know any of them that well.

148.)  Would you live off only hard pretzels and beer for 6 days being paid 350 dollars? I might need some water at some point but I'd like to try.

149.)  Would you find it strange if people actually were what they ate? If it had been happening since the dawn of time, I doubt I would be too strange.

150 and 151.)  Who is one childhood friend you would like to get together with for one day in the future?  What would you two do? I sure haven't seen much of Guy LaMont, my old friend from Willow Lake.  I bet we could have a good time reminiscing over a few toddies.

152.)  Is it a remote control or a clicker? Remote control, or just a remote.

153.)  Would you object to the idea of sliding down a tube slide at an elementary school into a big pool of tapioca pudding? As long as it goes better than when we did it in fifth grade at recess.  I don't feel like bringing that up right now.

154.)  How much would someone have to pay you to pierce all the way up your ears? I wouldn't want to do it for less than $449.

155.)  What do you think Daniela Markova and Georgi Yanchev are up to these days? I bet they are still involved in their on-off relationship.  But one day they'll find each other.

156.)  I have heard rumors that you and Jason are interested in getting tattoos that sport the 912 North Egan logo.  What percentage would this actually occur? 15% chance.  I would do it at some point.  Jason says he would now, but I don't know if he'd go through with it when it came right down to it.

157.)  Have you ever had a dream involving Mickey Mouse? I have frequent dreams involving something like a tiny fluff of a dandelion getting destroyed by this enormous spiky metal blaring loud machine.  No Mickey Mouse.

158.)  Would you be up for the idea of painting little sad clowns on your toenails? Not really.  Clowns suck.

159.)  If someone paid you 550 dollars to be tackled by that guy that got traded to or from the Chargers,  would you let him? Yes, because Drew Brees is a quarterback and doesn't have to tackle people often.  I'm way bigger than he is.

160.)  Are you an organ donor? My license used to say I was but I don't know anymore.  If there is an afterlife I'd like to have my organs in tact.

161.)  Plain or patterned toilet paper? It's been so long since I've seen patterned.  At least colored.

162.)  Write a 4 lined rhyming poem about Nascar.  Nascar is loved much by Steve.  I think he'd watch on Christmas Eve.  Round and round and round the track.  Steve gets up for beer and snacks.

163.)  If one of your relatives committed murder and you knew about it,  would you turn them in? No. Then I would be no better than the murderer.

164.)  Do you remember who starred in the movie "The Boy with the X-Ray Eyes"? No but our good friend Dennis Haskins had a cameo appearance.

165.)  How many times have you watched  "Mike's Super Short Show"? I've never heard of it.

166.)  What comes to mind when I say "french tip"? Someone leaving you a tip but it's in French currency.

167.)  Have you ever played with a Light Brite? Yes, I almost answered Lite Brite for a previous toy question.

168.)  Is the Andy Milonakis show still funny,  knowing that Andy is actually 30 years old? Like I said, no, it loses its charm... what very little it had to begin with, that is.

169.)  If you could change the month of your birthday,  what month would you pick? I really prefer August, but perhaps September 

170.)  What is the one question you were hoping I would ask? I was hoping you'd ask who I thought would win American Idol.

171.)  How would you have answered that? Taylor Hicks, Chris Daughtry, Kellie Pickler.  I would not be upset if any of them won!

172.)  What is the one question you were hoping I wouldn't ask? Why I don't like cheese.

173.)  And now answer that one. The answer has been too well-documented.

174.)  Have you ever broken a rib? No, but I once saw a bird in the Metrodome.

175.)  Is Jamie Lee Curtis overrated? She had her moments in the past, so to be fair she's probably not overrated.

176.)  Do you wish you had Superman's powers? Sure, who wouldn't want to be able to... what does Superman do again?

177.)  What do you think of the show "The Surreal Life"? I watched that one season with the Brady guy.  The other seasons haven't been very good.

178.)  Which of the following grass types do you prefer for the future little Glanzers to play on in your future from yard?  Kentucky Bluegrass,  Bentgrass,  or  Bahia Grass?  I had a feeling you might ask that question.  Umm... a mixture.

179.)  Is $3.50 overpriced for those giant soft pretzels at Valleyfair? Terribly, but by comparison to other VF concessions it's not bad.

180.)  Would you poke yourself in the eye with a carrot for 45 dollars? Yes but it would hurt.

181.)  Did you know that plastic was invented as a cheaper alternative for ivory? You taught me something new today.

182.)  Do you think jeans with holes in them are stylish? I wear jeans with holes and think I'm fashionable.

183.)  Name the first thing that comes to mind when I say the following 10 things:  Table: of contents

184.)  Cat: that horrible cat urine smell

185.)  Television: Seinfeld

186.)  Pop bottle: Mountain Dew

187.)  Icicle: hanging from a rooftop

188.)  Theater: Jason

189.)  Seat belt: Mom buckling up

190.)  Red: Patrick in a red shirt

191.)  Pencil: No. 2

192.)  Waffles: Aunt Jemima

193.)  Paris Hilton or Paris France? I don't think I'd be real fond of either but why not France.

194.)  Are you related to Tom Glanzer who was a filmographer for the 1960's hit TV series "KSFY News at 10"? Yes, we met multiple times.  He was the one who interviewed me on the news for the Twins contraction story in 2002.  True story.

195.)  The best thing about having elbows is __________? Being able to bend your arms.

196.)  How much would I have to pay you to work for one hour as the Pluto costumed character at Disney World? $55.

197.)  In how many years will VHS tapes and VCRS be no longer produced? I think they'll still be produced in very limited quantities.  They're still making record players after all.  I'd say 30 years.

198.)  Shot of Scotch or Scotch Tape? I hate scotch but it would be easier to swallow than tape.

199.)  It has been scientifically proven that dogs are color blind so how do guide dogs know when it is okay to start walking at a stoplight? There are still subtle differences between grays.

200.)  Please explain the mirror behind 569 from the year 2004. There was a mirror behind one of the games in the warehouse area, but in order to utilize it we needed to move a big box out of the way.  We would go back there to check our bad selves out. 

201.)  Dakota Fanning was in the rated R movie "Hide and Seek."  Should she be allowed to see it because she isn't 17? No way. No bending the rules for anybody.

202.)  What era of the past would you be interested in time traveling back to? Probably the late 1890's, and I'd go to Carpenter to see the flourishing new community.

203.)  Have you ever called someone "Dawg"? Randy Jackson has me saying that a lot.

204.)  Is it crazy that the little boy who played DJ on "Roseanne"  is married in real life with a couple kids? No, he was older than he looked to begin with... probably.

205.)  Would you attempt the Valleyfair/KDWB ride Wild Thing - a - thon? No, I always hated that contest.  If they never stopped the ride for anything whatsoever, I'd try, but to stop and let them eat and stuff, it loses its edge.

206.)  If you had to change the spelling of your name,  what would you change it to? Qzri.  But it would still be pronounced the same.

207.)  About how many pounds of butter have you eaten in your lifetime? Upwards of 90.

208.)  Does the brown haired girl on "That 70's Show"  bother you? Jackie?  No, I think she's a good character.

209.)  We have already seen you on "Elimidate."  Which other reality TV show would you consider applying for? For sure American Idol.  I'll try out for it if they come here.

210.)  Would you ever lie to a police officer? If it could potentially save me from getting in trouble, sure.

211.)  How could a reindeer actually have a red nose? Hey, bloody noses are common up north.

212.)  Being you are a fan of baseball I am hoping you will know this.  If a baseball gets hit out of an open top stadium and happens to travel all the way around the world and then flies back into the stadium and a fielder catches it,  would it be counted as an out or a home run? It would be a home run.  If it goes over the wall in fair play, it doesn't matter what happens to it afterwards, even if it were to bounce back onto the field.  That happened in 1982 at a Cubs/Braves game.

213.)  Do you appreciate roman numerals? No because they are too hard to learn.

214.)  Tell me how you feel about Botox. About the same as I feel about the BoSox.  It sucks.

215.)  How many chicken wings could you eat in one sitting if you only stopped for a drink of water? I have eaten 36 in one sitting, so I would imagine I could do 50 

216.)  Name one actor that a majority of people haven't thought of in 14 years? Danny Pintauro, who played Jonathon on Who's the Boss.

217.)  If Jon Bon Jovi married Drew Barrymore on impulse in Vegas,  how long would their marriage last? It wouldn't, because Jon is happily married to his high school sweetheart, Dorothea.

218.)  Would you pay or have to be paid to sing a song in front of the judges on the American Idol stage? I would like to be paid to do it but if my only chance was to pay, I'd do that.

219.)  After Jack fell down the hill,  what made Jill come tumbling after? She had a rabid skunk pop out of the well and bite her tendon.

220.)  Do you buy anything from Schwan's? We used to.  I always liked their chicken strips and apple flautas.

221.)  If you could rewrite a moment in history,  how would you change it? William Jennings Bryan would have lost a few more elections.

222.)  Have you ever worn a Hawaiian Lei? Yes, but only for fun.

223.)  Could someone pay you $6 to sing Christina Aguilera's "Beautiful"  at a karaoke bar? I could see that.

224.)  What is your favorite newspaper comic? Garfield is literally the only one I've glanced at in years.

225.)  What is the purpose of asking "Who wants to be a Millionaire"  when they know that everyone wants to be one? If you really want to be one you'll know your stuff before you get all the way to New York.

226.)  Have you ever partied like it was 1999? Only in 1998 and 2000. I was wicked wild.

227.)  What company's tagline would be funnier if paired up with a different product?

228.)  If you were paid $85,000 to drop everything at this moment in time to move tomorrow to the middle of Costa Rica,  would you? No, I have no interest in moving yet again.

229.)  You used to host a radio show.  Do your best "radio voice."  What are you saying? This is Ryan Glanzer, you're listening to 1210 AM KOKK radio in Huron, 2:37 is the time, currently a temp of 31 degrees with patches of light snow, up next here's the latest from Neal McCoy...

230.)  For how many years did you use a night light? Probably ten.

231.)  Is Simon Cowell mean? Yeah he is too extreme sometimes but typically I agree with him.

232.)  What Valleyfair prize did you hate the most? Anything huge that required me to run to the warehouse every time someone won it.

233.)  Would you babysit Britney Spears' kid for 7 hours being paid $40.  Trust me, she doesn't want me left in charge of her baby.

234.)  Have you ever shared a Popsicle with an animal? I wouldn't eat something an animal ate off of, even if it was another dead animal.

235.)  Who will play you in your made for TV movie? Well everyone in Minnesota seems to think I'm a Jack Black look-a-like, but I would want Bryan Cranston, or Dr. Tim Wattley as he is known as.

236.)  Who will play me? Assuming it's not you, Melissa Gilbert.

237.)  Why did your parents name you Ryan? Cause it sounded better than Lurch.

238.)  Would you like to play a harp? Nah, if I'm gonna learn a string instrument it may as well be guitar.

239.)  Say you have gone thru the preliminary auditions for "American Idol"  and have arrived at the "Simon audition."  What song do you sing? "Levon" by Elton John.

240.)  Have you ever painted your fingernails? There have been girls that have done it to me.

241.)  Do you want to go "where everybody knows your name"? That would be wonderful.  Oh wait, everyone here does know my name, right Nick?

242.)  What are the odds that you'll be cast as James Bond in the James Bond movie being made in 2015? 1 in 3 chance.

243.)  Would you like to be a stunt double for Indiana Jones movies? No I want the recognition.

244.)  Are you a member of the mob? I could tell you but then you would know.

245.)  What is your favorite tootsie roll lollipop flavor? Probably the red ones.  They all taste pretty similar.

246.)  How many bagels have you eaten in your lifetime? I ate one today, so that makes... 250?

247.)  Is it Tag board or Poster board? Tag board, but call it what you like.

248.)  Have you ever called your home "Your Crib"? No but I often refer to it as my pad.

249.)  Have you ever played that game from back in the day where the little colored fishies swim around in a circle and you use the magnet fishing pole to catch them? Ah yes, many times.  I rather enjoyed that game. We even had the mini travel version I think.

250.)  How are you feeling,  now halfway through the questions? I haven't done them all in one sitting, but I'm sweaty if you must know.

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251.)  What comes to mind when I say "Spice World"? Meat Loaf, who had a small role.

252.)  What is one thing in this world people should get for free? Internet access.

253.)  Did you know that even though Zachary Ty Bryan played Jonathan Taylor Thomas's older brother in the series "Home Improvement,"  he was actually younger than JTT in real life? I only read the first ten words of that sentence and I knew exactly what you were going to ask.  Yes I knew.

254.)  Have you ever eaten a triple layer brownie with buttercream frosting? Maybe, but I don't know about that kind of frosting.

255.)  Do you think you could eat only Nerds candies for one day and not get sick? Yes, but it wouldn't be very satisfying.

256.)  What is the scientific explanation of dust? Follicles of crap floating in the air.

257.)  What ever happened to that girl that sang "I'm Like a Bird"? She went off and flew away.

258.)  Do you know what your IQ is? It's unchartably high.

259.)  Have you ever watched the show "Intervention"? No but it sounds like people are intervening.

260.)  What is your closest to near death experience? Trying to pass a schoolbus in the fog with a semi coming at me.  Luckily I wasn't driving more than 45 mph and I had more than enough time to pull back behind the bus.  Regardless, I learned my lesson.

261.)  If you were paid $10,  would you jump on a trampoline for 5 minutes wearing high heels? Yeah I can't see what would stop me.

262.)  Hootie or the Blowfish? Separated they are nothing.

263.)  Do you believe in your horoscope? They're pretty general so yes.

264.)  Have you ever sang the lyrics to "Shake your bon bon"? Hmmm... that is pretty doubtful.

265.)  Can you hear that really high pitched noise that TVs make when turned on but left on that black screen? Absolutely. I like to think that I'm one of the few people who can hear that noise but it's probably fairly common.

266.)  If a cross between a spoon and a fork is a spork,  what would a cross between a knife and a spoon be called? I like to call it a knoon, but spife has a nice ring to it as well.

267.)  Why do people in England call the restroom the Loo? I guess it's shorter, plus it rhymes with poo.

268.)  What is one TV commercial that you just can't stand? Thank God this isn't a question for Nick or we would be reading page after page of commercial criticism.  Personally I don't like the new Flintstone Midas commercial, or any Midas ads for that matter.

269.)  What comes to mind when I say "fringe"? The pieces of thread hanging off the edge of my shirt.

270.)  Which would be worse:  Being pushed over in a Port a Potty and covered with debris,  or cleaning out an extremely ill gorilla cage at the zoo  (which means stinky puke and poo everywhere) and wearing no protective equipment? At least in the zoo I could have a chance of avoiding being covered with feces.

271.)  What would you do if you woke up one morning in a totally different world and there was no way to get back to our time? I would never to be able to convince myself it was for real and I'd spend hours trying to wake up where I was back to normal.

272.)  Which leg do you put in first when putting on pants? I had to do this to be sure, and I found out it is more natural to put the left leg in first.

273.)  Is that the same order for socks? Actually no. For socks it is right.

274.)  What is the average time you spend in the shower each day? That's interesting you ask, because it's only 4:41pm and I've already taken four showers today.  The first three were hydrotherapeutic showers to rid me of my St. Patrick's Day hangover, but the last was a real one.  On an average day, though, I'd estimate 20 minutes.

275.)  Do you know who Viva and Jerry are? Not really, but they sound like people.

276.)  Have you ever noticed how similar the opening sequence of Oprah and Dr. Phil sound? I haven't because I don't watch either show, but I'll make a point to watch next time.

277.)  Are you conscious on what you do to protect the ozone layer? No because one person can't change anything.

278.)  Would you enjoy having dinner with Dr Phil at an In and Out burger? Not sure what that is, but sure, I'd like to hear his advice for me.

279.)  Would you swallow a pop can top for $240? It would be dangerous to have jagged aluminum going through my digestive system, so no.

280.)  Type a history question you do not know the answer to. Who was involved in the War of 1812?

281.)  Snowman or Snowfort? Snow fort.  I've built my share of those.

282.)  Are you clairvoyant? I don't think I have any weird powers like that, but I'll lie about it and say yes.

283.)  Would you dance on stage at an Avril Lavigne concert for the whole 2 hour show for 250 bucks? I'd do it anyway.  I need the exercise and attention.

284.)  What is your favorite font? Different fonts for different things.  Verdana for web, Libel Suit for the RyanGlanzer.com logo, and Gill Sans MT or Franklin Gothic Demi for design.

285.)  Where is the best sledding hill? That's odd because Jason is supposedly going to call me today to go sledding with him in Prior Lake at a great sledding hill, but it's beginning to look like he's not gonna call.

286.)  Describe your favorite Full House episode. I think I like the one where DJ goes in to audition for the commercial but Stephanie is so cute that they pick her instead.

287.)  Do you ever wish you grew up to be a news weatherman? I think it would be fun but I wouldn't know how to predict the weather.

288.)  Who is the first celebrity you ever met? Former Twin great Tony Oliva in the Huron Mall.

289.)  What do you think is Hilary Duff's email address? sweet_thang69_2002@yahoo.com.

290.)  The next 10 questions are comparisons.  Yahoo messenger or messenger bags? Yahoo, because I still use it from time to time when I want to talk to certain people.

291.)  Plastic bags or paper bags? Plastic. I don't trust paper bags to hold up.

292.)  Paper dollar bills or dollar coins? Paper, they seem like they're worth more.

293.)  Roll of coins or roll down a hill? It's fun to roll down a hill with coins in your pocket.

294.)  Paris Hilton in "The Hillz" or Paris Hilton is "House of Wax?" Hmm, never seen either but I've heard of Wax.

295.)  Wax on or wax off? Off.  Who wants wax on them.

296.)  Off bug spray or citronella candles? Bug spray.  It's a little known fact that I like the smell of Off.

297.)  25 colored birthday candles or 2 candles saying 2 and 5? The 2 big candles because I don't want all those hole in my cake.

298.)  Saying hello or saying goodbye? Hello.  I never know when to end a conversation and goodbyes get prolonged.

299.)  Goodbye or Good Buy? I'd love to get a good buy on something but I'd be suspicious as to why it was a good buy.

300.)  What is the purpose of Silica Gel in brand new box of shoes? It comforts people into thinking they're getting sparkling new shoes.

301.)  Would you slow dance with Christopher Guest for $50? Sure, we could talk about his great movies.

302.)  How many stories have you written in your lifetime? Oh God, no less than 350.  You have to remember all those damn 912 North Egan scripts I wrote.

303.)  If I paid you $22 to clean and reorganize my bedroom,  would you? No, but I would find it interesting to see your bedroom for the first time.

304.)  Did you play with Floam? Yeah, but I think it belonged to Jordan or Alex.  I was too old to be getting Floam for a toy.

305.)  When was the last time you stubbed your toe? It's been a while.  Maybe two months or so.

306.)  Would you wrestle Hulk Hogan for $1,000? Yes because I know I could kick his ass.

307.)  How many Where's Waldo books have you searched for Waldo in? Probably five or so.  They were big in 3rd grade.  I honestly did a book report on Where's Waldo before.

308.)  Would you take on the job of an Elvis Impersonator for an annual income of $45,000? Yes, that is a good living to pretend to be Elvis.

309.)  Tell me a prank you have never pulled,  but always thought would be funny. I have a great one!  Get a great grizzly bear and put it inside a fake looking bear costume, then release it in a library.  People would think it was some jerk in a bear costume when in reality it would actually be a bear, who would quickly attack.

310.)  Are Livestrong bracelets old news? Way old.  It's still not uncool to wear them but I stopped wearing mine.

311.)  Name the movie you have seen the most. I'd have to guess Dumb & Dumber or Forrest Gump.  I watched them both a ton in the mid-to-late 90's.

312.)  Do you think the Beach Boys made the right decision when they contemplated islands to go to and ended up in Kokomo? Yeah, but search as I might I could never find Kokomo on the globe.

313.)  1 burrito or 3 tacos? If we're talking a fajita burrito from Chipotle, then one burrito.

314.)  What is the coolest thing you have gotten for free? Well, I didn't have to pay anything for my car.

315.)  Would you consider working for me one day if I wanted to take a day off? Mmm... no.  I work 40 hours a week as it is and that's all I could handle.

316.)  If you were trapped on a deserted island with the following two people:  Anna Nicole Smith and Courtney Love,  who would you kill for food and who would you rebuild the population with? Kill Courtney, procreate with Anna.

317.)  Are you good at crane games? I refuse to waste money on games like that.

318.)  Craisins or Raisins? Not much of a raisin fan, period, but I suppose Craisins.

319.)  Which do you prefer:  Peeling Oranges or Peeling Bananas? Peeling bananas because they have the built-in stem.

320.)  Bold or Italics? Bold.  Italics are often hard to read.

321.)  What is your new found favorite Buffalo Wild Wings sauce? I really like the Asian Zing, but Mango Habenero takes the prize.

322.)  What are the odds you'll someday compete in a "World's Strongest Man"  Competition? Zero.  I can't lift a dictionary over my head without hyperventilating.

323.)  Have you ever bought a Barbie? No but the urge is always there.

324.)  What are the odds you'll win a pie eating contest in the next 3 1/2 years? If the two of us have a contest I'll have a 50/50 chance.

325.)  How many questions in your lifetime have you asked a Magic 8 Ball? Probably 500.  I used to have one but it got all bubbly and hard to read.

326.)  Do you prefer widescreen or full screen when you purchase a DVD? My TV isn't big enough to justify widescreen.

327.)  How many rings does it take for you to answer your cell phone? Usually three, because it takes one ring to notice the phone is ringing, one ring to get it out of my pocket, and another ring before I can answer it.

328.)  Who is the prettier Olsen twin? I can't tell them apart, but Ashley I think.

329.)  Have you ever thought about how similar the zero and letter O look? O is jealous because 0 is skinnier.

330.)  Have you ever purchased anything through Avon? No but my aunt was a dealer at one time and Granny loaded up her house with decades worth of shampoo.

331.)  Name the celebrity that resembles you. People tell me Jack Black these days, but at one time I was told Ryan from The Bachelor (the one who married Trisha, the Heat cheerleader) was a dead-on match.  I also have heard James Vander Beek and LaToya Jackson were similar.

332.)  Have you ever done the Locomotion? Yes, in fact I saw Grand Funk Railroad perform it live.

333.)  If you took every Vegas style wedding that occurred in 20 years,  what percentage of those marriages would last more than 35 years? Probably 15%, at most.

334.)  Type a sentence that makes absolutely no sense. Gone are the carpets of gore and yesteryear, for egg paint is time to discard the elm.

335.)  Would you eat a Highlighter marker for 180 dollars? Yes, in small doses over time.

336.)  How many times in your life have you hopscotched? Honestly I bet 15 or 20.  We used to have a hopscotch mat.

337.)  How many TY Beanie Babies have you owned? Look at how much MB, Inc. is wearing on me.  I look at TY and think Taiyo Yuden CDs.  Umm, none.

338.)  Did OJ do it? Of course but with good reason, I imagine.

339.)  If you could meet Tony Blair,  but only say one word to him,  what would it be? Who the hell are you?  I know your name but can't remember what you do.

340.)  Mayonnaise or Miracle Whip? I refuse to eat either.

341.)  Speaking of Mayonnaise,  do you know who Patty Mayonnaise is? Doug Funny's girlfriend, or good female friend.

342.)  What's your favorite kind of Subway sandwich? Sweet Onion Chicken Teriyaki is the tops.

343.)  New York state or New York from Flavor of Love? The state.  I have been to Niagara Falls and Buffalo, NY before.

344.)  At a 50 percent off sale,  would you buy double the amount of stuff? It would depend on what I'm buying.  Clothes, no.  Food, yes.

345.)  Would it be ironic if Whitney Houston was born and raised in Houston, Texas? Somewhat ironic.  I guarantee there are plenty of Houston residents with that last name though.

346.)  Do you ever find yourself tapping on a desk in an attempt to "play the drums"? Sometimes.  To this day I can play Wipeout with my fingers.

347.)  Why did TLC have that reality show to replace Left Eye and then never do anything about it? I didn't know about the show.  They should have followed through on it.

348.)  Disney Land or Disney World? World.  LA is dirty.

349.)  What is the farthest you have been away from South Dakota? Probably when I was in Mexico, or possibly Tennessee.  Or who knows, maybe San Francisco was farther.

350.)  How much would someone have to pay you to shave your head? Minimum $1000.  I value my hair because if genetics are accurate I may one day be bald.

351.)  Would you give Vincent a piggy back ride if he really wanted one? It's pretty likely that has happened while drunk at some point.

352.)  A ruler.  12 inches or 1 foot? What?  I guess 12 inches.  You want to nail it down to the nearest inch, not foot.  That's what tape measures are for.

353.)  Whatever happened to those Carrot Top 1-800-COLLECT commercials? I don't think we've seen the last of them, sadly.

354.)  Melted chocolate in your ear or Honey Mustard in your eye? Chocolate in ear.  I want to see.

355.)  Did you ever play with one of those boards that has a magnet on a stick and you move little black sand pieces over the face to make a mustache and hair on the guys face? Yes but it was agitating that they could get messed up so easily.

356.)  Have you ever sucked in helium for fun? Yes but not since the time we did it at college when Zack threw the rave.  Screech was supposed to grab the nitris oxide but grabbed the wrong tanks.

357.)  Do you think Tom Cruise uses free email accounts like Hotmail and Yahoo? Yeah, I don't think there's a Screen Actor's Guild e-mail account.

358.)  How much money would you pay to mud wrestle with Paul Shaffer? I wouldn't.

359.)  Is wife beater an appropriate name for white tank tops? I don't understand the name, but it seems to be widely accepted.

360.)  Have you ever tried putting E-85 gas in your car,  just to save some money? Yes, because Ethanol means more money for South Dakota farmers.

361.)  What company would you like to be president of? If not the Twins, probably Vagisil or Proctor & Gamble.

362.)  Name a city that doesn't exist. Pumfer-Pferkupher, Maine.

363.)  Camp Snoopy or The Park at Mall of America? I know it by Camp Snoopy.  But every time I try to camp there I am given the old heave-ho.

364.)  Egg McMuffin or BK Croissantwich? McMuffin with no cheese.  I’ve never tried BK’s breakfasts.

365.)  If MPH didn't mean miles per hour, what would it mean? Many Pubic Hairs.

366.)  Do you wish you were related to David Letterman? It would be cool but I'm not going to wish upon a star that it were so.

367.)  Would you enjoy being a White House intern? Yes, but politics isn't my forte.

368.)  About how many pieces of gum will you chew in your lifetime? I maybe chew one piece per week, so 3,000.

369.)  Sandles or Candles?  You just blew my mind.  Uh, sandles.  I like to get awkward foot tans.

370.)  "Duck duck grey duck"  or "Duck duck goose"? Goose.  This has been argued to death at Valleyfair.

371.)  What wouldn't you do for 10,000 bucks that you would do for one million? Run onto the court at a Timberwolves game and pull down Ricky Davis's shorts.

372.)  Ever eaten a mud pie?  Yes but they taste like mud.

373.)  What do you think of Uggs? You're not making any sense!

374.)  Have you ever had a profile on eharmony.com or a similar website? No, but I think at one point Patrick and Charlie talked me into making a fake profile on AmericanSingles.com because they did it and got a lot of responses.

375.)  Do you think artificial plastic puke is funny? Not really... I could create the real thing for a more realistic reaction.

376.)  To shave only one of your eyebrows you would have to be paid how much? No less than $1,403, unless I could cover it with a band-aid or draw a new brow on.

377.)  Would you paint one on then for the next few weeks or just let it be? See above!

378.)  Under what conditions would you agree to get a perm? The lady who gives me the perm has to sleep with Jason and Nick at the same time.  Or man, whoever it may be.

379.)  Would you like to have the job of filling in potholes for an annual income of $35,000? Yes.  It's nice to work outdoors and be active.

380.)  Would you eat Oyster crackers if they really were made from oysters? I always imagined they were.

381.)  Who is one person from your years at Valleyfair that you will probably never see again? Sherry Davis.  She just vanished into thick air.

382.)  Cell phones or Computers? Computers.  If I could carry my computer and get constant internet access I would.

383.)  Do you know who "Chicken George" is?  No but I imagine he’s a cat of some sort.

384.)  Have you ever been to the website Babynames.com? No.  I don’t need anyone to tell me what good names are.

385.)  Would you consider going skydiving tandem with Roseanne Barr? I don’t trust myself jumping out of an airplane with anyone.  But it may as well be a celebrity so if we don’t make it, I’ll at least get my name in the news.

386.)  Share your thoughts on that girl that break dances in all of the Missy Elliott videos. I have no clue who that is, but I would imagine she has some talent.

387.)  How do you cook your eggs? I fry them.  I finally got the hang of frying eggs properly and I make them all the time!

388.)  Would you consider yourself a speed walker? Yes.  I want to get where I’m going most the time.  Plus my legs are just that much longer than other peoples’, so I often appear to be speed walking even if I’m not.

389.)  Do you like tuna? Nope, never tried it and never will!  That’s oddly the one and only fish I don’t want to try.

390.)  Have you ever had a cavity? Yes, in fact I would estimate I have three or four right now.

391.)  Do you know any story lines from soap operas?  One summer I happened to watch a week of Young & the Restless but couldn’t follow it well enough.  I want to know where these people in soaps are that it’s always so dark indoors.

392.)  Did you stock up on goods when Y2K was coming? No.  I said “bring it on, new year! Let’s see what you’re made of!”

393.)  Would you try cotton candy if it was made with real cotton? Yes, as long as the surgeon general approved of it.

394.)  What celebrity would make a good date for Jason LaPlant? I could see him and Sara Silverman hitting it off.  Either her or Lisa Tucker from Idol.

395.)  Do you personally know anybody with the last name of Holiday? Hmmm… I know of people but I don’t think I personally know anyone.

396.)  Can you do Origami? I can, actually.  Guy LaMont and I once taught the class in high school how to fold a dollar bill into a perfect heart shape, ideal for taking to the strip clubs.

397.)  Why is pizza also called pizza pie if it isn't a dessert? It’s just cause it’s in the shape of a pie.  Plus I think a pie can consist of anything.

398.)  Can you impersonate Kermit the Frog? Yes, but not well.  My co-worker Aaron Pratt does a mean Kermit.

399.)  Are you concerned for Global Warming? No.  I leave the important issues for more important people.  Let me worry about what shows are being cancelled.

400.)  Tia or Tamera? Whoever is more attractive.

401.)  Are mermaids real? If the movie Splash is any indication, no.

402.)  How old will you be when you have your mid life crisis? Maybe sooner than later.  I can see myself freaking out that I’m not famous at a young age.

403.)  Did you ever see the movie "Osmosis Jones"? No but from what Nick tells me it’s worth a watch.

404.)  Would you sport a mullet for 3 years if you would be paid $10,950? No.  I have a little more self respect than that.

405.)  Can the sky actually fall? That’s weird; this talking chicken just ran by the apartment yelling something about that.  I guess it must be true.

406.)  Why are the little white flowers that come with roses called baby's breath? Cause they stink like baby food.

407.)  Would you eat 7 pickled pig's feet for $19? No, but Granny would probably do it for free.

408.)  Why do the new DVDs come out on Tuesdays? They need to stay on some sort of schedule, so they picked a day at random. 

409.)  Was Pippi Longstocking named that because she had long pigtails or because she had long socks? I imagine she just inherited the last name from Mr. Longstocking.  Why they chose Pippi is anyone’s guess.

410.)  How many pieces were there in the biggest puzzle you have ever put together? I am bored by puzzles.  Doing anything more than 500 in my lifetime is unlikely.

411.)  What is the coolest "boy's"  name that could also be a "girl's"? Shea.  I heard Chipper Jones named his son that because he hits so well at Shea Stadium.

412.)  Would Tony Danza like the nickname "Tony Danza,  The Greatest Manza"? I think he needs to be called "Tony" at all times.  I think he's confused by anything more.

413.)  Savings account or Checking account? Checking.  I honestly don't see the point in a savings account at this juncture where I'm still financially unstable.

414.)  Did you ever have a crush on Molly Ringwald? No, I didn't know who she was until the mid 90's and by then that look was old news.

415.)  How many sheep can you count before falling asleep? Kayla, this was already asked on question 70!  And I haven't changed my mind.

416.)  Name a celebrity that isn't actually related to you but people might actually believe you.  Apparently the entire Twin Cities area would believe I was Jack Black's brother.

417.)  Okay you movie buff.  Without looking it up,  can you name 5 movie titles that include the word __________ ?  Animal: Animal House, The Animal, Animal Fever, Animal Kingdom, Wild Animals... I made the last three up, but they might be real.

418.)  Snow: Snow Day, Frosty the Snowman, Snow White, Let It Snow, and Christmas Snow... I made the last two up.

419.)  Baseball: See this is tough because most baseball movies don't actually include the word baseball, but let me think... no, I'm drawing a blank.

420.)  Minnesota: Feeling Minnesota... that's all I got.

421.)  Trust: In God We Trust... I don't know for sure but I think I heard something about a TV movie called Fatal Trust.  Otherwise that's it.

422.)  Would you eat flavored Chap Stick if it smelled really good? No, but Luke Katuin did it at a Twins game so Casey would buy back the hot dog and pop he spilled when he fell backwards on his way to his seat.

423.)  Do you know anyone with a famous name that isn't actually that famous person? Yes, I knew a different Britney Spears from a band festival in high school.

424.)  Can you impersonate Flavor Flav's laugh? I don't know it off hand.  I'm not a fan of his show.

425.)  The Braam Brothers or The Braaminators? I always liked Braam Squared, but Braaminators is acceptable.

426.)  Would you shampoo with applesauce for one month if you were paid 2,000 dollars? Yes, and in all actuality it might have some benefits.

427.)  If you were on Jury Duty and you were the only one voting one way,  do you think you'd have a ability to change the minds of the 11 others? No, when I am in the minority I am buried by the others.

428.)  Have you ever pretended knowing CPR in an attempt to kiss a girl? I have considered it but no.

429.)  Would you rather be engaged to Lisa Turtle or Jessie Spano? Lisa.  Jessie is too pig-headed.

430.)  Are you good at Scrabble? Yeah, fairly good.  But if I played against the rest of the family I might get last.

431.)  Do you know how to "ride the waves"? I've ridden The Wave at VF, but as far as surfing goes, I've yet to attempt it.

432.)  Have you ever made a greeting card and written price along with a fake barcode on the back to make it look more professional? I might have back in the day.  That sounds like something stupid I would have done.

433.)  Do you spoil your nieces? No because I rarely see them.  Even so I wouldn't know what to get them.

434.)  How often do you use cruise control? Not that often in the Cities.  There's too much stopping and going.

435.)  Have you ever barked at a dog that barked at you? No but damn do I yell at a barking dog.

436.)  Would you do well on "Wheel of Fortune"? Any dumbass off the street can win at that game.

437.)  If Mr. Sandman really puts sand in our eyes to fall asleep,  how come after a year of sleeping in the same bed do we not wake up in a sandbox? Our eyes have glands that absorb the sand.

438.)  How long could you actually tolerate Water Torture? Not long.  That would get so annoying.

439.)  Do you feel bad when accidentally hitting an animal while driving? Yeah but if they're stupid enough to run across the road with a car barreling at it at enormous rates of speed then it's their problem.

440.)  Did you ever watch the series "Square Pegs"? No, not familiar.

441.)  Have you ever walked out before paying your tab? Not intentionally.  On multiple occasions at the Cocktail I left without paying accidentally but was asked to pay the next time I came in.

442.)  How many times a day do you check yourself out in the mirror? 15-20, even if no one will see me on that day.  I gotta look good.

443.)  Did you know that the guy with the skuzzy beard and long hair in the beginning of "Hostage"  was actually Bruce Willis? No because I don't remember that movie.

444.)  Would you rather be hospitalized from swallowing a Lego or eating poisonous worms? A Lego.  Then it would be my own fault and I'd have no one to blame but myself.

445.)  Would you like Dennis Haskins to pick YOU up the next time we meet him,  like he picked up me the last time? I don't want to break his spine.

446.)  How severe is your road rage? On a scale of 1 to 10, maybe a 5.  I only get annoyed when traffic isn't moving.

447.)  Did you ever think Tracey Gold was Princess Vespa from "Spaceballs"? Again, never seen the movie, though many say I should.

448.)  Orange Fanta,  Sunkist,  or Minute Maid? Fanta.  I have a 12-pack of that in my fridge!

449.)  Faith Ford or Kelly Ripa? Kelly.  I don't know of Faith.

450.)  Was Susanne Summers better on "Step by Step"  or "Three's Company"? Best question so far.  I would say "Three's Company" but it's a shame how she left the show.

451.)  Have you ever sucked air through a cavity to see if it still hurts?  Yeah, and believe me it is not a pleasant feeling.

452.)  Is call waiting really necessary?   I hate it because I have to either abruptly end one conversation or make the other person wait.

453.)  Would you rather lose your pants or lose your shirt? Obviously shirt.  I want the ladies to see these chiseled pecks anyway.

454.)  Have you ever been to a Luau? No but I was there in spirit when the Saved by the Bell cast went to the one in Hawaii.

455.)  Would you punch Saddaam Hussein in the face if he tickled you?  I'd kick him in the groin.  That'd learn him.

456.)  If you could rename a microwave,  what would you rename it?  Food machine.

457.)  Do you like the song "My Humps"? No, but my grandparents are fans.  Not really my genre.

458.)  Would you let me be your phone a friend if you were on "Who Wants to be a Millionaire"? I think I can have several possibilities listed so I can call any of them depending on the question.  What would your specialty be?

459.)  Who is the hottest female cartoon character? I think Jason asked me this and I said Lois Griffin.

460.)  Does Peggy Bundy annoy you? I think her character was meant to be annoying so we'd all feel Al's pain.

461.)  Have you ever typed so fast that a key fell off? I have typed so hard that I indented a key on my iBook that had to be pried up and fixed.

462.)  Are women actually stronger then men because we can go through the pain of child birth? I think men could endure it too, but we're never given the opportunity.

463.)  Is the show "Laguna Beach"  really necessary?  I have heard so many bad things about it that I don't think I want to ever see it.

464.)  Would you pay $63 to take a shot of 151 with Mary Tyler Moore? Uhh, no.  I would barely be able to do a shot of 151 for free with anyone.

465.)  What will never be a flavor of ice cream? Peppercorn.

466.)  You were surprised when I told you that Jodie Sweetin (the girl that played Stephanie Tanner on "Full House")  had a meth addiction for two years.  Are you over that initial shock? I was shocked.  Sweet little Stephanie Tanner just got mixed up with the wrong crowd I guess.

467.)  Would you come over to my house and shovel my driveway for 20 dollars? Not a chance.  I could have sworn you already asked that question but upon further review I was wrong.

468.)  Does it bother you when someone calls a Tshirt a "top"? No, because it is technically the top half of an overall outfit.

469.)  Would you win an arm wrestling contest against Ryan Seacrest? I don't see how I could lose.  Have you seen how puny that guy is?

470.)  Are you attracted to Amanda Bynes? Mmm... no.  I always remember her playing these goonish characters on Nickelodeon.

471.)  Have you ever said "Yes!"  and pulled down your fist while sticking your knee up? Every time I unexpectedly catch an episode of Coach.

472.)  Would you enjoy going to Camp Anawana (from "Salute Your Shorts")  if it was a real camp? It would have to be back in like 1992 when the show was new and those campers were still there.  Today, no.

473.)  Have you ever found a hair in your food at a restaurant? Yes and usually I'm hungry enough where it just doesn't bother me.

474.)  What was the best thing you found in a Cracker Jack box? A tiny replica of a Babe Ruth card.

475.)  Did you ever buy a box of cereal you didn't like just to get the toy inside? I really don't eat cereal.

476.)  Have you ever had a dream involving a hot air balloon and glow sticks? Yes. I told you about the dream I had where we sold glow sticks to third world countries and the only way to reach them was by balloon cause their rails were down.

477.)  Have you ever followed search lights just to see where they were coming from? The first time I was trying to find Mystic Lake Casino we followed the search lights cause we weren't sure how to get there.

478.)  Does Liza Minelli look like her mom,  Judy Garland? She has a few minor resemblances, plus she has the same voice.

479.)  Can you shut your eyelids just enough to make your eyeballs look white? I have to forcebly do it with my fingers.

480.)  Would your mom like to cook a meat loaf for Meat Loaf the performer? Yes, and the whole family would sit around in awe.

481.)  Can you name an opera singer? How about Pavoratti?

482.)  When was the last time you were stuck in the mud? Hmmm... I don't know if I've been stuck in mud in a car.  I used to walk through really thick mud and see if I could get my feet stuck.  That was a fun time.

483.)  At what price will gas be too expensive and you will resort to walking to the EP mall and take the bus? I live close enough to work where I could justify spending up to $3 a gallon.

484.)  If I ever ended up in jail,  how much can I count on you to pay to bail me out? I have a way with my money.  Even if I knew you'd pay me back I'd still feel sick about it for a while.

485.)  Do you take daily vitamins? A guy at work tried to get me on a plan, but I couldn't stick with it.  I'll take a vitamin every so often.

486.)  Do agree with Vincent and me that SheDaisy should be called SheDont? No, I like SheDaisy.  They're one of the only good female country acts.

487.)  How long would it take you to run around one level of Mall of America 10 times? Probably an hour and a half.  That's a lot of ground to cover.

488.)  Would you enjoy being in a Gospel Choir? I wouldn't mind the singing but too bad it wasn't non-religious music.

489.)  Did everyone forget that Ashton Kutcher married Demi Moore? No, I remember, and I still doubt it will stand the test of time.

490.)  How many times in your life have you said "Do you want fries with that?" Never.  I find that line to be too cliched.

491.)  Have you noticed how similar "bum"  and "burn"  look? Yes, in fact I had to do a double take on this question.

492.)  Does it bother you when people pronounce "off - en"  as  "off - ten"? No.  I think the latter is the correct pronunciation.

493.)  Do you prefer TV shows that have a small scene before the opening credits? Yes, I need to be warmed up before the song.  Otherwise my interest level may not last.

494.)  Have you ever milked a cow? I think I tried to do so on a field trip to a farm once.  We didn't have milk cows on our farm.

495.)  What is the fastest time you have beaten the game Mindsweeper? I have no patience, so when I play that game I just click around hoping to win randomly.

496.)  Would you like driving a semi truck? No, I can't drive a stick very well.  I'd gladly ride in one.

497.)  Can you balance a spoon on your nose? I have never been able to pull that trick off successfully.  It's plagued me for the last 20 years.

498.)  Do you wish all TV shows to show bloopers at the end? No, I don't want to see the actors out of character.

499.)  Have you ever eaten cereal with orange juice instead of milk? No, I don't eat cereal.