Lauren Interviews Ryan!
Sunday, August 10, 2008

1. Howdy Ryan! How are you today?
Hey Lauren and whoever may be reading! Today has been a good day mostly, though I had this weird feeling all day that something bad had happened last night amidst our partying. There was this big gray area that I blocked out between 1am and 3:30am. I did, however, purchase a bicycle and our ride downtown was very nice.

2. As I write this, we're sitting next to each other on the couch watching the Twins play in Kansas City. What are you doing now?
Well, the Twins hung on for 7-3 win and moved into first place, a half-game ahead of the White Sox. You insisted we watch Batman Begins, and after only 45 minutes I passed out on the couch. But you just woke me up to start answering questions.

3. We're known (at least between ourselves) for silly nicknames, like 'angel nugget' and 'darling pants'. Did you call your previous girlfriends by odd pet names, or is that something that is unique to our relationship?
It's tough to remember. I think it really depended on the person. The only other relationship that lasted any significant amount of time was with a girl who was very angry most of the time and I really had to watch what I called her. If I called her "angel nugget" she would be offended, thinking that it meant she was fat or something.

4. On Friday night you suggested ordering a pizza, and then you ate FIVE PIECES! Is your hatred of cheese fading into the past?
To be honest I'm just getting lazy. It takes a whole lot of energy to keep refusing something so common as cheese. Since you are one of the few people who doesn't make a big deal out of it and accepts that I don't like it, I am not so against giving in every once in a while. I did suggest we order pizza, but I was hoping it would be that really good honey mustard chicken kind we got at work once that had no cheese on it.

5. We have a cabbage, three squash, turnips, broccoli, green beans, several HUGE cucumbers, onions, green pepper and collared greens from our half of this week's CSA (Community Supported Agriculture) delivery. That's a lot of veggies! Do you think we'll be able to eat all of them before they spoil?
Absolutely not! I am all for us getting healthy vegetables on a weekly basis, but it's just too much. I feel bad that a lot of perfectly good veggies keep getting thrown out. We should really try to use a lot of this week's batch in a stew of some sort!

6. What do you think your next career move will be? You're incredibly talented, but lately you've expressed some desire to switch job paths.
I have an idea to form my own DJ business in 2009. I'll need to get a small business loan to buy the startup equipment, but it should pay for itself after just a few shows. Working for this current DJ company is fine, but I realize I can make way more money doing it on my own. That likely would not be a full-time job right away, but it would be nice to see it blossom into one over time.

7. Why are you so cute?
I was born with a great deal of cuteness. I won a beautiful baby contest in 1982 or 1983, and it's just taken off from there. There were some lean years, though, in the late 90s where horrible acne temporarily ridded me of my cuteness, but I persevered.

8. Between you, Jason LaPlant, and Travis Bolton, who would win a neck-beard growing contest?
Not me. While I could put the Sandbultes and Lynches of the world to shame, Jason and Travis both have great hair-growing abilities. I think if you gave us one month, Travis would win. I might lose, but I bet mine would be the cleanest and most even.

9. Are there any other cities you could see yourself living in besides Minneapolis?
Other suburbs of the Twin Cities or St. Paul, or a larger town in South Dakota perhaps. Actually I would really like to experience St. Paul. If you get a job there, who knows? I have always liked the dry heat of Arizona, so if we were going to do a major relocation, Phoenix would be at the top of my list. Then again, I am a big fan of rain, so Seattle would have to be considered.

10. Do you think Sarah D will ever submit her interview for RG.com?
I hope not. That interview is outdated and irrelevant now. I would be willing to sit down and type out another for her if she wanted though!

11. As a long-time blogger and website designer extraordinaire, do you have any suggestions for my blog, "Anu to the Rescue"?
I originally was confused what you were going for. Sometimes you'd just post a picture or two, and other times you'd write an entry. I think if you're going to post a random picture, you should make it a feature like "Picture of the Day" or write something to go along with it. As far as your writing goes, you're very talented and I wouldn't change anything! I do miss the occasional Yeah Buddy! Twins blog entry. You and Nicky actually had a decent readership, right?

12. Guinness is the most amazing beer ever. It literally is the beer that Jesus would drink, and that's a fact. Why don't you like Guinness?
I just don't like the flavor. I am not a conformist; just because everyone else might like it doesn't mean I'm going to give in!

13. Why don't you like action movies? I love them!
I like action movies if they have a great storyline behind them, which Dark Knight did. Most rely on crazy visual scenes and witty one-liners. Plus, I like to watch movies about things that I've been through or could potentially happen to me. It's not that easy to relate to a movie about a superhero.

14. You've been a bike owner for almost 12 hours now. How does it feel so far?
Even though I had to put it on a credit card, which I won't be paying off for a long time, it feels very good to be a bike owner! Now that I look back on it, I can't believe I didn't have a bike through college or previous years in Minnesota. Our ride today was lots of fun and I hope to do that very regularly! I even think I will bring it along to work and go for rides over break. It is one of the few forms of exercise I find enjoyable.

15. Could there be any circumstances that would convince you to settle down in South Dakota?
I am really not against living in South Dakota as long as it is in a city like Sioux Falls or Rapid City. I have grown very accustomed to being able to go out and get whatever I want within a few minutes. The only reasons I can think of where I would move back to South Dakota are all for bad things, like if a family member was very sick or something.

For the next ten questions, pick your favorite:
16. Chipotle, Baja Sol, or Qdoba.
I've never eaten at Baja Sol. Qdoba is good but I am just more familiar with Chipotle.

17. Jimmy John's, Subway, or Quizno's
They are all good, actually. I could go to any of them and find something I like. Jimmy John's is more for when I'm in a hurry. I think Quizno's has some great new Baja chicken subs that are way different than anything I can get at Subway, so I'll pick Quizno's.

18. Na's, Tum Rup Thai, or Uptown Thai Chili (RIP)
Na's for sure. It's probably my favorite restaurant, period. Many co-workers have said the same thing. I can always count on Mike Laven to join me for the lunch buffet.

19. Jarrod, Roscoe, or Max?
No question, all three are excellent pets. I know Roscoe best, but Max is old and wise. Again I'm lazy and Jarrod needs little attention in his bowl above the sink, so he wins.

20. Coors Light, Miller Light or Bud Light?
Coors. The frosty brew liner cans are tough to beat. But I'm not too picky among the three.

21. Talladega Nights, Zoolander or Old School?
Zoolander has the best rewatchability value which is huge. I've only seen Talladega once, and Old School has lost its charm.

22. CC Club or Mortimer's?
CC. It's got some history for me over the years. I've only been to Mortimer's once, but it has potential to be the best area bar for sports watching.

23. James Bond franchise, Batman franchise or Spider-Man franchise?
You know I'm not crazy about any of the franchises, but Batman is hot right now so it wins. Dark Knight was legitimately a great movie.

24. Dennys Reyes, Brian Bass or Bobby Korecky?
If it was between the three of them with the game on the line, I'll take Korecky. Reyes should be used strictly as a lefty specialist and Bass should be designated for assignment asap.

25. Popcorn, chips and salsa, or pretzels? These pretzels are making me thirsty.
Depends on the situation, but popcorn would ultimately win over. It is great at the bar, at a movie, at a sports event, or at home.

26. I told you that I would pay for, and referee, an all-you-can-eat eating contest between you and someone else for your birthday. Who would you pick?
I would prefer it to be someone who could put up a challenge, and none of my local friends could do that. Some think Jason would put up a fight but I don't think he eats all that much. Alex also proved to be poor competition after last year's Thanksgiving battle. I would say Collin Manngold could give me the best run for my money.

27. If you could pick the company that received the naming rights to the new Twins ballpark, what would be your top choices? Kramerica Park is not a valid response.
My first thought was Dick's Garage Field, but does Dad have time for extra business that would be created from the advertising? How about Jordan Krogman Photography Field.

28. Are there any Glanzer family secrets that I haven't been let in on? I think I've told you all of the Poulter family secrets.
Mom and Jason teamed up to deal drugs via local mailboxes a couple years back and both made out pretty well financially. Alex and Dad co-wrote a musical based on a popular Judy Blume novel, but held out for too much money and it never got produced. Um... Jordan was born with a wing but it was amputated. And the barking of the ghost of Puppy still wakes us up at night.

29. How much money do you think you would save each week if you brought your lunch from home? I should start making you lunches and sticking little loves notes in them.
Probably $25 a week. I try to keep lunch expenses to a minimum except when I get a craving for Na's. It's not so much that I'm against bringing in a lunch from home. It's more about getting out of the building and getting some fresh air and getting away for an hour.

30. If you had to give up either ice cream or beer for a month, which would you pick? I honestly don't know which I would have a harder time with.
Ha, ice cream is the easy choice. I don't eat that much ice cream to begin with. While I do think I could go a month without drinking, why would I want to?

31. Could you have imagined a few months ago that the Twins' season would be going so well? They are in first place in the AL Central!
Like most, I had no idea the Twins would be this good. It's not their record that surprises me. If you would have told me they'd be 14 games over .500 at some point this season, I'd have believed it. I just would never have believed their AL Central foes would be so bad. I thought the Tigers would win 100 games and Cleveland would be right behind. I'm still a little surprised to look at the standings and see both teams struggling so bad. I think the Twins can hang on and win the division, but it's all going to come down to that 14-game road trip at the end of the month. If they can remain in the race through that tough time, they'll be good to go.

32. I want to knit you something. What would you like me to knit for you?
The only thing that I would like that could be knitted would be a scarf for the winter. Regular clothes would be too big for you to knit.

33. This question should be about Justin Morneau. What are your thoughts on his beating Josh Hamilton in the Home Run Derby? Where do you think he will finish in AL MVP voting in 2008?
I was very surprised that he won it, but disappointed that all the attention still went to Hamilton. I think he has a very good chance at MVP as long as the Twins win the division. No one is really having a standout season in the AL besides Hamilton, and the Rangers certainly aren't going to make the playoffs, and in recent years the team's success seems to sway the voters quite a bit.

34. Go with your first instinct: How many kids do you think we will have, and what will their names be?
I would say for sure two, maybe three by accident. I imagine both will be named after baseball legends or pioneers, male or female. I liked Kenesaw (after the league's first commissioner, Kenesaw Mountain Landis) until I read about what a racist he was. But maybe if we make his middle name Branch (after Branch Rickey, the owner who integrated the game) we can get away with it.

35. After five-plus months of shackin' up together, how do think it's going? Do you like living with me?
Of course I like living together! There really hasn't been a single moment since we moved to this house where I regretted the decision even for a minute. We have never had even a tiny fight or disagreement. I certainly would be doing a lot of things a lot differently if I were alone, or with just Nick, and those things would all be negative things like not cleaning, so it's all good.  There were some friends who thought it was a bad idea, but I am glad we did it! You are the best roommate ever!

36. On a scale of one to ten, how much does it bother you that I refuse to watch "Freaks and Geeks" and other high school-themed tv programs and movies? For this answer to be valid, you have to stick to the scale of one to ten.
Honestly it does bother me a bit, maybe a 6 or 7. It's mostly the fact that you go in with such negativity and don't give any of these great shows a fair chance. Remember now, who went to Sex and the City in the theater, and has sat through several Bond movies! But if that's the worst of our problems, I'd say we're doing alright. I think one day you will give in and will see that at least Freaks and Geeks is as good as I claim.

37. What are you afraid of?
Supernatural things like ghosts. I know they are real and one day I'm gonna see one and totally freak out. Um... I'm afraid of driving in wintry weather. I'm afraid of getting caught in a lie. I'm a little afraid of someone breaking into our house again but that cutout is doing a nice job protecting the place from would-be robbers.

38. Are you surprised that you have turned me into a fan of country music? I feel a little bit dirty just admitting that.
Yeah that did come as a little surprise, but country music is another of those things where people don't give it much of a chance. I think most people could find at least one or two artists that they like. You had no choice but to give it a chance, riding in cars with me over the last eight months. I'm not as surprised that you wound up liking country as I am surprised that you were willing to give it a try.

39. Everyone wants to know when we will be getting engaged and married. What are your thoughts on a Poulanzer-Walshichetti double wedding?
And by "everyone" do you mean "you?" I am a terrible keeper of secrets, but I will not divulge any information to you or anyone else at this time. Sorry! You will just have to wait it out and see when the time comes! As far as a double wedding with Walshichetti? Hmm... I think I would be okay with that actually. My only concern is splitting up the bills on stuff! It could turn into a war!

40. Thanks for letting me interview you, sweetie! Any last remarks?
I am glad someone wrote me a real interview! As much fun as answering 1000 questions from Jason is, and believe me it was lots of fun, it is kind of therapeutic to think about some of the more difficult questions. You are cute! And nice.



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